Guns don't kill People, People kill People - Page 2

Mr. Laz · 03-25-2008, 05:34 PM

Posted on Tue, Mar. 25, 2008 02:20 PM

Man fatally shoots wife(while trying to use a Gun to punch hole in wall instead of drilling) while installing satellite TV system The Associated Press

SEDALIA, Mo. | Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home.

Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, [b]Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said.

Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor.
“Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said.

Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation.

http://www.kansascity.com/679/story/545396.html

**Rausch** · 03-25-2008, 06:54 PM

You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

greg63 · 03-25-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

...Must have been one horrid marriage.

Megbert · 03-25-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave

Wow. He needs to be sterilized so that his DNA is not spread further throughout human history.

Just like them dirty disease ridden midgets.

dj56dt58 · 03-25-2008, 09:34 PM

wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

**jjchieffan** · 03-25-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dj56dt58

wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.

dj56dt58 · 03-25-2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jjchieffan

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.

Sleepin on the couch tonight?

CHIEF4EVER · 03-25-2008, 11:13 PM

....so a guy was robbing a bank with a handgun. He turns to the man on his left and asks "Did you see anything?". The guy says "Yeah.". BANG. The bank robber shoots him dead. Then the robber turns to a married couple and asks the same question. The husband says "Nah man, I didn't see anything but I think my wife did.".

Badum pish.

2bikemike · 03-25-2008, 11:23 PM

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read.

" Guns Kill People Like Spoons Make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

Radar Chief · 03-26-2008, 06:48 AM

Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story?

**Lzen** · 03-26-2008, 07:30 AM

Missouri rednecks.......

03-26-2008, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story?

Trailer?

crazycoffey · 03-26-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Trailer?

LMFAO!

Radar Chief · 03-26-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Trailer?

I thought that also, but still…
I guess if CSI comes along and confirms his story I’ll shut up about it.

**chasedude** · 03-26-2008, 09:25 AM

"Her baby hold my beer while I try this... "

Hog's Gone Fishin · 03-26-2008, 10:57 AM

One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.

03-25-2008, 05:34 PM
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	Guns don't kill People, People kill People Posted on Tue, Mar. 25, 2008 02:20 PM Man fatally shoots wife(while trying to use a Gun to punch hole in wall instead of drilling) while installing satellite TV system The Associated Press SEDALIA, Mo. \| Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home. Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, [b]Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means. The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said. Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor. “Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said. Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation. http://www.kansascity.com/679/story/545396.html
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03-25-2008, 09:34 PM	#19
dj56dt58 Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9960055	wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner... husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through
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03-25-2008, 11:13 PM	#22
CHIEF4EVER Just a man in the 'ghan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Jalalabad, Afghanistan Casino cash: $10004900	....so a guy was robbing a bank with a handgun. He turns to the man on his left and asks "Did you see anything?". The guy says "Yeah.". BANG. The bank robber shoots him dead. Then the robber turns to a married couple and asks the same question. The husband says "Nah man, I didn't see anything but I think my wife did.". Badum pish. __________________ "Igitur qui deciderat pacem, praeparatur bellum" -Flavius Vegetius Renatus
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03-25-2008, 11:23 PM	#23
2bikemike Born to Ride Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NWA Casino cash: $2465377	I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read. " Guns Kill People Like Spoons Make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"
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03-26-2008, 06:48 AM	#24
Radar Chief Wearing ballistic dog goggles. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In the box. Casino cash: $5251503	Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story?
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03-26-2008, 07:30 AM	#25
Lzen Supporter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 Casino cash: $2230692	Missouri rednecks....... __________________ If at first you don't succeed ...skydiving is not for you.
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03-26-2008, 09:25 AM	#29
chasedude Supporter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: St. Joe Casino cash: $10004900	"Her baby hold my beer while I try this... "
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03-26-2008, 10:57 AM	#30
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1710477	One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.
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