OPERATION: DONKEY PUNCH

[4th and Long]

*DING DING DING*

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This bout is scheduled for four quarters and is for the AFC Championship and the right to advance to the Super Bowl. It is sanctioned by the NFL.

In this corner, wearing the white uniforms trimmed in an illegal substance and hailing from the land of thin air and ugly women; they single handedly violated the salary cap in both the recent championships seasons; gave refuge to such a roid rage maniac like Bill Romanowski; presented us with ol' mush mouth Shannon Sharpe; harbored the leg breaking cheap shot artist, George Foster; and employ a homeless looking man, sporting a pr0n 'stache at quarterback, the Denver Broncos.

And in this corner, wearing black uniforms, trimmed in gold, and hailing from the city of steel; they destroyed the defending AFC North Champion Bengals and then followed up with a nail biting but impressive win over the 14-2 AFC South Champion Colts; the only 6th seed to EVER progress this far in post season play; ladies and gentlemen, the Cinderella team, poised and ready to land the knockout punch that will bring a permanent smile to all our faces, the Pittsburgh Steelers!!!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, ...

lllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

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[Hammock Parties]

REP!

[4th and Long]

I'd give a years salary to pay off the refs for this game. Unfortunately, I don't have as much money as the Broncos organization so I'm out of the bidding.

[ta900]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

*DING DING DING*

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This bout is scheduled for four quarters and is for the AFC Championship and the right to advance to the Super Bowl. It is sanctioned by the NFL.

In this corner, wearing the white uniforms trimmed in an illegal substance and hailing from the land of thin air and ugly women; they single handedly violated the salary cap in both the recent championships seasons; gave refuge to such a roid rage maniac like Bill Romanowski; presented us with ol' mush mouth Shannon Sharpe; harbored the leg breaking cheap shot artist, George Foster; and employ a homeless looking man, sporting a pr0n 'stache at quarterback, the Denver Broncos.

And in this corner, wearing black uniforms, trimmed in gold, and hailing from the city of steel; they destroyed the defending AFC North Champion Bengals and then followed up with a nail biting but impressive win over the 14-2 AFC South Champion Colts; the only 6th seed to EVER progress this far in post season play; ladies and gentlemen, the Cinderella team, poised and ready to land the knockout punch that will bring a permanent smile to all our faces, the Pittsburgh Steelers!!!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, ...

lllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

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at least make it halfway accurate WTF would Denver wear their white jerseys at home.

[Taco John]

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That's priceless... Even though you lied about the salary cap violations, still an entertaining piece...

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by ta900

at least make it halfway accurate WTF would Denver wear their white jerseys at home.

Because, it's the Broncos. They're not very smart. *nod nod nod*

[FAX]

Denver girls knit sweaters out of their own hair.

FAX

[VonneMarie]

[foxman]

Bravo...Bravo


4th ya da man as always

[Chan93lx50]

I thought a donkey punch was when you are doing the old lady doggy style and just when you are going to nut, you NAIL HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD as hard as possible!

[ta900]

Originally Posted by Taco John

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That's priceless... Even though you lied about the salary cap violations, still an entertaining piece...

Hey Taco isn't it just great Broncos @ home for a chance to go to the superbowl. It's funny seeing how it just kills these Chief fans even thinking about Denver sniffing another superbowl victory.

[KC-Chef]

LoL.. the jersey thing never gets old. Bahahahaha. I even remember ole Lester Hays and the crap he used to put on his arms. Let's not forget to whine about that some more.


Oh and salary cap issues? Come on. Let's look at how we (chiefs) got our new head coach. Little bit of contract manipulation goin on there itself. Nobody cares.


I can't wait. Going to be a good game I think. Worth watching for any football fan. Let's not forget that the Donks just wiped up one of the best offenses around. Look for that same kind of pressure to be handed to Big Ben. It's how the Broncos play defense. It's why they played well against the Pats and why they would have played well against the Colts this year.

We can quit crying about Bill R. (one of the best ever) since we ougth to be worrying about how to stop Lynch now. Live in the present.


The Steelers are going to be a tough game though. I can't wait.

[FAX]

Denver girls trim their toenails in front of company.

FAX

[Garcia Bronco]

I mean...do we get a herald? That is to say...fair ups?

[TinyEvel]

Originally Posted by Chan93lx50

I thought a donkey punch was when you are doing the old lady doggy style and just when you are going to nut, you NAIL HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD as hard as possible!

True. But you left out a few details:

Supposedly the (knock-out inducing) punch tightens the spincter, the precise moment upon which you withdraw your little spelunker and send him into the rear cave entrance.

Now, I find this neither funny, nor believable. And I'm pretty sure this would get anybody arrested in 50 states. Unless, you're a certain NFL playah.

But I am impressed that there's a version of this move called the "Tony Danza."
Where the moment you're about to administer said punch, you exclaim "Who's the Boss?" and your partner (naturally) replies "Tony Danza!"

I tried this with the missus, and I said "Who's the Boss?" and she said my boss's name. That pretty much put an end to things.

One more fact: putting a TV in the bedroom decreases the frequency of Donkey Punches by 50 percent. But it can significantly increase the frequency of the "Tony Danza"

Go figure.