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Old 11-25-2008, 11:44 AM   Topic Starter
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Am I the only one that hates Kenny Mayne?

I am so fucking sick of ESPN trying to shove Kenny Mayne down our throats over the last few years. His stupid stories make me want to puke, they're so unfunny and I hate his smug sense of humor. Now they're promoting his new "Mayne Street" thing, whatever that is. I just went to ESPN.com and a video for this show is on the main page!

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Kenny Mayne is hosting "SportsCenter." He is on the air in a mere five minutes. Surely he's completely and totally prepared, right? Because that's how any true professional would act.


Oh my God, what a crazy guy! Puke. This guy is such a f'n turd. He has been off sportscenter for like ten years, but is such a loser that he can't move on and get a decent gig anywhere else.
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:47 AM   #2
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:51 AM   #3
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Nope, you are not alone.

That guy seems like a complete dope, and his schtick is not even funny. When they say "coming up next, Kenny Mayne"....i turn the channel as quick as possible.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:00 PM   #4
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Nope, you are not alone.

That guy seems like a complete dope, and his schtick is not even funny. When they say "coming up next, Kenny Mayne"....i turn the channel as quick as possible.
Yep, same here.
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:51 AM   #5
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IMO he is the only ESPN personality worth a shit.
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:57 AM   #6
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I dunno, I've always thought he was fairly funny. I like his new intraweb stories.
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:57 AM   #7
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I like about 60% of his pieces. The Sporanos one with the then Cowboys coach and the spoof of the Sopranos final episode is a classic.
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:57 AM   #8
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Some of his bits are stupid, but the segment where NFL players didn't know how to drink water because they've had waterboys their whole careers was pretty funny.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:23 PM   #9
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He's done some hilarious stuff. During Culpepper's awesome '04 season, they did a segment on why he got his roll on after every TD, tracing it to a phantom traveling call in 6th grade basketball.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:31 PM   #10
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He's done some hilarious stuff. During Culpepper's awesome '04 season, they did a segment on why he got his roll on after every TD, tracing it to a phantom traveling call in 6th grade basketball.

That was a great bit. Another was Jerome Bettis bowling - he rolled from about three yards from the pins.

I understand how some people wouldn't like him, though. You gotta have a silly side to find that stuff funny.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:34 PM   #11
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Kenny Mayne is much better than that douchenozzle Trey Wingo
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #12
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I've said it before, but when Craig Kilborn (who's actually funny) left ESPN and got his own show everyone else thought they could do the same. Problem is, everyone Kilborn left behind are comedic hacks who THINK they're funny.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:37 PM   #13
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Wasn't Kenny Mayne a backup QB at UNLV behind Randall Cunningham?
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:43 PM   #14
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Wasn't Kenny Mayne a backup QB at UNLV behind Randall Cunningham?
IIRC, Mayne was the backup, but Cunningham was the 3rd stringer.

There was only one year they were there at the same time, Mayne's senior year, and Cunningham's freshman year.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:45 PM   #15
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IIRC, Mayne was the backup, but Cunningham was the 3rd stringer.

There was only one year they were there at the same time, Mayne's senior year, and Cunningham's freshman year.
I believe u are correct.
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