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Old 11-14-2008, 06:06 PM  
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Things "No One" Has Done, But You Have.
In a blatant, blatant ripoff of Beer Me's interesting thread with the converse (or is it inverse?) title, what are things that you have done that very few others have done. For the purposes of this discussion, assume that an act is eligible if fewer than 1 percent of the American population has done the same thing. (And yes, more than 1 percent of the population has done it with your wife.)


I'll start. I have....


....ridden an elephant.
....ridden a camel (albeit shortly).
....seen a bear in the wild.
....scored in the top 1 percent on the PSAT, SAT, and ACT.
....gone to Madagascar.
....been on a magazine cover.
....married a coworker.
....held a top-secret clearance.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:08 PM   #46
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I've been in 37 threesomes or more. Always all women. Sorry Nzoner. Tis what it tis.


Oh and what I meant by "or more" was 4 or 5 total people involved
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:12 PM   #47
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I don't know since it wasn't the same two women


Ok, but I'm trying to determine a universal score keeping method. Help me out here.

I'm thinking subsequent sex with the same two women should still score points but with diminishing value, some sort of fractional scoring.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:12 PM   #48
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Oh and what I meant by "or more" was 4 or 5 total people involved
My bad. I've been in only 93 of those, but that was just last weekend.

I've gots a bike.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:15 PM   #49
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Oh and what I meant by "or more" was 4 or 5 total people involved
You're an orgy guy, huh? Sometimes a man has to make a decision: is he, or is he not an orgy guy? I'm not an orgy guy. /Seinfeld/

My friends and I like to give one of our buddies a lot of grief. He's married and a swinger. His wife doesn't swing, of course, but he does.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:17 PM   #50
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:18 PM   #51
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:19 PM   #52
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Ok, but I'm trying to determine a universal score keeping method. Help me out here.

I'm thinking subsequent sex with the same two women should still score points but with diminishing value, some sort of fractional scoring.
Who gives a shit about scoring as long as you're scoring
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:21 PM   #53
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You're an orgy guy, huh? Sometimes a man has to make a decision: is he, or is he not an orgy guy? I'm not an orgy guy. /Seinfeld/

My friends and I like to give one of our buddies a lot of grief. He's married and a swinger. His wife doesn't swing, of course, but he does.
Heh,I'm married now and those days are long gone but damn I coulda been an orgy guy with no problem.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:22 PM   #54
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Heh,I'm married now and those days are long gone but damn I coulda been an orgy guy with no problem.
your mom was an orgy gal

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Swam the English Channel when I was six. I hated the French from a very young age.

When people swim the English Channel, do they also have to swim back?
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Who gives a shit about scoring as long as you're scoring

Yeah, I guess you're right, but I'm kind of a stats geek.
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When people swim the English Channel, do they also have to swim back?
Not when you went to France in a hovercraft, no.
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