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I love news like this:
A Kentucky woman who allegedly tried to strangle another woman with a bra was thwarted when the victim fought back with a ceramic chicken. Police in Lexington arrested Ashley Sies, 31, early Monday morning after she allegedly pushed her way into a home belonging to Patricia Leece, 61. "It happened about 12:30 the other night. Someone came to my doors, banging, screaming and hollering," Leece told WKYT. At first, Leece thought her granddaughter was the one banging on the door. Instead, it was Sies pushed her way inside of Leece's home and wrapped a bra around the homeowner's neck. Sies and Leece struggled for about 15 to 20 minutes before the victim found a way to protect herself, Leece says. "Finally, I saw one of my (ceramic) chickens on the floor so I picked it up and started bashing her on the head with it," she said, according to UPI.com. Sies was knocked out by the chicken. Leece locked herself in the bathroom and called police, Kentucky.com reports. Officers then took Sies to the hospital before booking her on charges of first-degree burglary, WKYT reports. Leece told the station she also plans to press charges for the attack. Sies was in court Tuesday morning where she pleaded not guilty to the burglary charge, according to Kentucky.com. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000022 |
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..you got your ass knocked by a senior, film @ 11
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04-02-2015, 01:17 PM | #3 |
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04-02-2015, 01:25 PM | #4 |
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I don't believe this...It didn't happen in Florida.
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04-02-2015, 01:39 PM | #6 |
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I was driving home last night, and I live in a pretty decent neighborhood in a pretty decent part of town.
I saw two older ladies walking down the road (it was between 3:30-4pm) and one of them was carrying a baseball bat. It's kind of a country/suburban road. Fields of corn and soybeans with a couple of subdivisions and an elementary school to break them up. Anyhow, i think to myself, "I wonder why that lady is so concerned about walking that she's carrying a bat to protect herself." Then I stopped myself. Maybe I was being age-ist. Maybe those two ladies were going somewhere to **** shit up. It's a whole new world ladies and gentlemen. |
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dont bring a bra to a chicken fight.
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04-02-2015, 02:09 PM | #8 |
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The 31 year old looks older than the 61 year old. Don't do drugs, ladies.
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Hell Ya, got 7 stitches once from a ceramic rabbit. True story....alcohol was involved and mom was pissed about her rabbit.
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