Poop **** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread **** - Page 13

Frazod · 06:43 PM

I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on.

Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner.

Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that).

NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET

There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked.

THE TOM CASH REGION
9 Bl4ckmon
4 Alex Smith Fan
3 Phobia
2 SNR
2 Mr. Flopnuts
2 Frazod
AdumbGuy
Amnorix
AustinChief
Beeker
Big Nasty KCnut
Bo's Pelini
Bugeater
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Bl4ckmon
Alex Smith Fan
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION
7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
3 COchief
2 Thatguy
2 Setsuna
2 KC native
2 Frankie
DaKCMan
Direckshun
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme)
Houstonwhodat
Icarus
InMem58
JASONSAUTO
Kaepernick
Kaylore

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION
6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
3 Chiefsshrink
3 [Zach]
2 Richard Cuckold
2 Just Passing By
2 Exoter175
KC Tattoo
KChiefer
Killerclown
Knowmo
L.A. Chieffan
Mother****erJones (dtchiefs4life)
Mr.Pink
O.city
Penbrook

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Knowmo
Wickedson
[Zach]
L.A. Chieffan

THE SKIP TOWNE REGION
5 DaneMcCloud
3 ChiefsandO’sfan
2 Sweet Dick Willy
2 Patteeu
2 Gonzo
2 Cephalic Trauma
Ptlyon
RunKC
Scho63
something cooler
Stevieray
ThaVirus
TheBadGuy
Tman
Trivers

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO

DaneMcCloud
ChiefsandO’sfan
Sweet Dick Willy
Cephalic Trauma

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Did anyone nominate Peyton'sPrincess? I lose track of all the name changes so I guess he could be listed. If not, he is a supreme douche of the highest order and deserves nomination.

Don't act like the name changes are my fault...

**Bugeater** · 04-11-2013, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

****in' A it is. Why don't you go suck a ****er cock, pillowbitergot!

Now you're stealing my material!

You're stepping up your douche game!

Thig Lyfe · 04-11-2013, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Just ask him if you can get a word in between his endless snipes, insults and racist rants at all things white.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE???

Frazod · 04-11-2013, 06:42 PM

Man, I may need to create a ****ing spreadsheet for this. Damn douches!

But after dinner.

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

****in' A it is. Why don't you go suck a ****er cock, bundle of sticks!

That's great. I'm going to neg rep chiefsandosfan once a day for being a girl and reporting bugeater...

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Man, I may need to create a ****ing spreadsheet for this. Damn douches!

But after dinner.

Well isn't your whole day "dinner"?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-11-2013, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

Well isn't your whole day "dinner"?

#WINNING

Frazod · 04-11-2013, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

Well isn't your whole day "dinner"?

Isn't that your line, garson?

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 06:58 PM

I shall participate since my opinion is really the only one that matters when it comes to subjects like these:

DaneMcCloud: Any "successful" real life person doesn't act like DaneMcCloud. He's bi-polar, and sick in the head.

Direkshun: For believing I actually thought we should legalize rape and tax it.

KC Tattoo: Not having common sense = douchey.

ChiefsandO'sfan: for being him, and for having a ' in his name, and for having 95% of his posts be tweets from other tweeters. We get it dude, you like twitter. Stop post whoring and take your neg reps like an adult.

Exoter: For being an argument troll. We get it dude, you like going against the grain and pretending you're not trolling for arguments to pass time in your pathetic life. Just admit it and get over the fact you have a tiny penis.

Frazod: For having 80,000+ posts on a Chiefs board while not being a sports fan. I think he meant to sign up for

Planet and by the time he realized what he did wrong the lazy fatass just said **** it and stayed. (This is probably the funniest thing I've posted in 5 months).

Wonton Prejiduce: For being terrible at recognizing the difference between good QB play and bad QB play.

Dave Lane: See above.

FAX: For being the best poster on this site and not posting.

houstonwhodat: for being a reeruned n00b and posting reeruned threads about shows like Oprah and SNL.

BossChief: For taking everything so serious, thinking he could be an NFL GM, and always trying to figure out things that he can never figure out. Oh and taking this board too seriously.

Sorter: If 75% of your posts are .gifs/.jpgs, you're a douche. A creepy douche.

tk13: for constantly disagreeing with me; that makes you a douche

petezg (or whatever his name is): for thinking Alex Gordon is a leadoff hitter.

That's it for now. I'm sure I missed on...

oh shit, one more:

ROR (whatever his dipshit name is now): for being the biggest douche with the least funny and worst posting style on the planet.

O.city · 04-11-2013, 07:00 PM

75% of Sorters posts aren't gifs. There just football knowledge thats over any of our heads so we can't understand it.

lcarus · 04-11-2013, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Man, I may need to create a ****ing spreadsheet for this. Damn douches!

But after dinner.

That's why you're the Douchemaster General.

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 07:00 PM

and AustinChief: for not having a board that allows you to rep yourself. When nearly every single one of my posts are rep worthy, it's unfair that I can't acknowledge what everyone else does when they shower me with positive rep and praise. This needs fixed.

O.city · 04-11-2013, 07:02 PM

I think Hootie's next name change should be to......

Flacco's Admiral

LiveSteam · 04-11-2013, 07:05 PM

I just farted,& shit my pants.
FML

**LoneWolf** · 04-11-2013, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

Frazod: For having 80,000+ posts on a Chiefs board while not being a sports fan. I think he meant to sign up for

Planet and by the time he realized what he did wrong the lazy fatass just said **** it and stayed. (This is probably the funniest thing I've posted in 5 months).

petezg (or whatever his name is): for thinking Alex Gordon is a leadoff hitter.

Funny shit.

Next name change idea. Gordoninthe3hole.

04-11-2013, 11:57 AM
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3145085	** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on. Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner. Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that). NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked. THE TOM CASH REGION 9 Bl4ckmon 4 Alex Smith Fan 3 Phobia 2 SNR 2 Mr. Flopnuts 2 Frazod AdumbGuy Amnorix AustinChief Beeker Big Nasty KCnut Bo's Pelini Bugeater Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer) Cosmo20002 ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Bl4ckmon Alex Smith Fan Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer) Cosmo20002 THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION 7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) 3 COchief 2 Thatguy 2 Setsuna 2 KC native 2 Frankie DaKCMan Direckshun Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme) Houstonwhodat Icarus InMem58 JASONSAUTO Kaepernick Kaylore ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) Setsuna InMem58 KC native THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION 6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson) 3 Chiefsshrink 3 [Zach] 2 Richard Cuckold 2 Just Passing By 2 Exoter175 KC Tattoo KChiefer Killerclown Knowmo L.A. Chieffan MothererJones (dtchiefs4life) Mr.Pink O.city Penbrook ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Knowmo Wickedson [Zach] L.A. Chieffan THE SKIP TOWNE REGION 5 DaneMcCloud 3 ChiefsandO’sfan 2 Sweet Dick Willy 2 Patteeu 2 Gonzo 2 Cephalic Trauma Ptlyon RunKC Scho63 something cooler Stevieray ThaVirus TheBadGuy Tman Trivers ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO** DaneMcCloud ChiefsandO’sfan Sweet Dick Willy Cephalic Trauma Last edited by Frazod; 04-17-2013 at 06:43 PM..
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04-11-2013, 06:42 PM	#184
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3145085	Man, I may need to create a ****ing spreadsheet for this. Damn douches! But after dinner.
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04-11-2013, 06:58 PM	#189
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I shall participate since my opinion is really the only one that matters when it comes to subjects like these: DaneMcCloud: Any "successful" real life person doesn't act like DaneMcCloud. He's bi-polar, and sick in the head. Direkshun: For believing I actually thought we should legalize rape and tax it. KC Tattoo: Not having common sense = douchey. ChiefsandO'sfan: for being him, and for having a ' in his name, and for having 95% of his posts be tweets from other tweeters. We get it dude, you like twitter. Stop post whoring and take your neg reps like an adult. Exoter: For being an argument troll. We get it dude, you like going against the grain and pretending you're not trolling for arguments to pass time in your pathetic life. Just admit it and get over the fact you have a tiny penis. Frazod: For having 80,000+ posts on a Chiefs board while not being a sports fan. I think he meant to sign up for Planet and by the time he realized what he did wrong the lazy fatass just said **** it and stayed. (This is probably the funniest thing I've posted in 5 months). Wonton Prejiduce: For being terrible at recognizing the difference between good QB play and bad QB play. Dave Lane: See above. FAX: For being the best poster on this site and not posting. houstonwhodat: for being a reeruned n00b and posting reeruned threads about shows like Oprah and SNL. BossChief: For taking everything so serious, thinking he could be an NFL GM, and always trying to figure out things that he can never figure out. Oh and taking this board too seriously. Sorter: If 75% of your posts are .gifs/.jpgs, you're a douche. A creepy douche. tk13: for constantly disagreeing with me; that makes you a douche petezg (or whatever his name is): for thinking Alex Gordon is a leadoff hitter. That's it for now. I'm sure I missed on... oh shit, one more: ROR (whatever his dipshit name is now): for being the biggest douche with the least funny and worst posting style on the planet.
Posts: 56,356

04-11-2013, 07:00 PM	#190
O.city In Search of a Life Join Date: Jul 2009 Casino cash: $2764064	75% of Sorters posts aren't gifs. There just football knowledge thats over any of our heads so we can't understand it.
Posts: 81,220

04-11-2013, 07:00 PM	#192
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	and AustinChief: for not having a board that allows you to rep yourself. When nearly every single one of my posts are rep worthy, it's unfair that I can't acknowledge what everyone else does when they shower me with positive rep and praise. This needs fixed.
Posts: 56,356

04-11-2013, 07:02 PM	#193
O.city In Search of a Life Join Date: Jul 2009 Casino cash: $2764064	I think Hootie's next name change should be to...... Flacco's Admiral
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04-11-2013, 07:05 PM	#194
LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $2225432	I just farted,& shit my pants. FML __________________ Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is?
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