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**notorious** · 06-21-2009, 03:23 AM

Who's the 21st President?!?!

Go F%$@ yourself!

Die Hard With a Vengeance 1994

Post your favorite movie lines.

kstater · 06-21-2009, 06:58 PM

You're out of your element.

Dayze · 06-21-2009, 07:08 PM

"I mean, it's like 'how much more black can this be'? ....and the answer is....'none, more black'".

"Spinal Tap"

Dayze · 06-21-2009, 07:17 PM

"There he is"!

"what...behind the rabbit"

"It is the rabbit"

"....that's no ordinary rabit. he's a killer. He's the most fowl-tempered rodent, cruel and bad tempered rodent you've ever set eyes on"!

"You twit; I almost soiled my armor I was so scared"

"Look; that's no ordinary rabbit. he's got a viscious streak a mile-wide. It's a killer"!

"What's he gonna do, nibble your bum"?

"He's got huge, sharp......well, he can leap about....LOOK AT THE BONES"!

Sully · 06-21-2009, 08:23 PM

No one may get this... It's from a weird movie I saw last week...

"because I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."

ohiobronco2 · 06-21-2009, 08:30 PM

Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan?
Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...
If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...
All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?
I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
Intent? How did you establish that?
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

ohiobronco2 · 06-21-2009, 08:37 PM

What are you doing here?
I came to wake you up. I'm your new partner remember?
Kid get out of here. And forget that partner crap.
But Captain Tyler said...
Tell Tyler to shove it.

You really didn't think I'd leave... without making sure you were dead?

You lose!

If you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left.

ohiobronco2 · 06-21-2009, 08:37 PM

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

ohiobronco2 · 06-21-2009, 08:49 PM

Lois Griffin: Peter, it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself, you know.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life.
Peter Griffin: [flashback] I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.
[Lois slugs Peter, knocking him out - cut to nighttime]
Peter Griffin: I awoke several hours later in a daze.

ChiefJustice · 06-21-2009, 08:57 PM

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your ****ing head. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the ****ing time!
[pause]
I didn't think so.

RedDread · 06-21-2009, 11:12 PM

"Why's everything always gotta be a f***ing tragedy with you???"

Dayze · 06-22-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

"The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

"Well, sometimes I get the menstreal cramps REAL hard"

Sully · 06-22-2009, 09:12 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. But there is hope. In the end we can be reassured by one undeniable truth. Nobody rocks the cock like Krysta Now. And I mean nobody.

tooge · 06-22-2009, 11:25 AM

"It puts the lotion on its skin." (blabbering fat girl.....) "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose. That's right precious, it gets the hose."

tooge · 06-22-2009, 11:27 AM

"You ever seen a grown man naked?" Man I love those stupid old airplane lines.

shitgoose · 06-22-2009, 11:39 AM

"Oh, please dear! I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!"

Walter, this isn't a first amendment thing

Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Lady, I've got friends who died face down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant

Alright, I'm leaving. Sorry Ma'am

Dude, don't leave. This affects all of us!

Our basic freedoms!

I'm staying. Finishing my coffee"

06-21-2009, 03:23 AM
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06-21-2009, 07:17 PM	#63
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5199358	"There he is"! "what...behind the rabbit" "It is the rabbit" "....that's no ordinary rabit. he's a killer. He's the most fowl-tempered rodent, cruel and bad tempered rodent you've ever set eyes on"! "You twit; I almost soiled my armor I was so scared" "Look; that's no ordinary rabbit. he's got a viscious streak a mile-wide. It's a killer"! "What's he gonna do, nibble your bum"? "He's got huge, sharp......well, he can leap about....LOOK AT THE BONES"! __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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06-21-2009, 08:23 PM	#64
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	No one may get this... It's from a weird movie I saw last week... "because I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide." __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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06-21-2009, 08:30 PM	#65
ohiobronco2 Veteran Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Upper Arlington, OH Casino cash: $8725685	Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan? Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony... If this is your idea of humor, Inspector... All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan? I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals. Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. Intent? How did you establish that? When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
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06-21-2009, 08:37 PM	#66
ohiobronco2 Veteran Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Upper Arlington, OH Casino cash: $8725685	What are you doing here? I came to wake you up. I'm your new partner remember? Kid get out of here. And forget that partner crap. But Captain Tyler said... Tell Tyler to shove it. You really didn't think I'd leave... without making sure you were dead? You lose! If you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left.
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06-21-2009, 08:49 PM	#68
ohiobronco2 Veteran Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Upper Arlington, OH Casino cash: $8725685	Lois Griffin: Peter, it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself, you know. Brian Griffin: Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life. Peter Griffin: [flashback] I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. [Lois slugs Peter, knocking him out - cut to nighttime] Peter Griffin: I awoke several hours later in a daze.
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06-21-2009, 08:57 PM	#69
ChiefJustice The Stig Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: "Some say he has no home" Casino cash: $10004900	As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your **ing head. Just like this er here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the *ing time! [pause*] I didn't think so. __________________ Dante Hicks: But you hate people. Randal Graves: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
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06-21-2009, 11:12 PM	#70
RedDread Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Back in KC Casino cash: $10007771	"Why's everything always gotta be a f***ing tragedy with you???"
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06-22-2009, 09:12 AM	#72
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. But there is hope. In the end we can be reassured by one undeniable truth. Nobody rocks the cock like Krysta Now. And I mean nobody. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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06-22-2009, 11:25 AM	#73
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3974112	"It puts the lotion on its skin." (blabbering fat girl.....) "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose. That's right precious, it gets the hose."
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06-22-2009, 11:27 AM	#74
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06-22-2009, 11:39 AM	#75
shitgoose Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $4282833	"Oh, please dear! I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!" Walter, this isn't a first amendment thing Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to ask you to leave Lady, I've got friends who died face down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant Alright, I'm leaving. Sorry Ma'am Dude, don't leave. This affects all of us! Our basic freedoms! I'm staying. Finishing my coffee" __________________
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