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06-21-2009, 08:09 PM | #16 |
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I actually thought from the first few it was written by a gay guy, then I stopped reading because it wasn't funny and it's long.
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06-21-2009, 08:13 PM | #17 |
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Can someone just pick out the funny ones and quote them because i got tired of looking for one.
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06-21-2009, 08:25 PM | #19 |
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Sounds like something Ayatollah Khamanei would say for justifying women being relegated to second class citizen status.
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06-21-2009, 08:29 PM | #20 |
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06-21-2009, 08:34 PM | #21 |
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06-21-2009, 08:36 PM | #22 |
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06-21-2009, 08:38 PM | #23 |
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Claythan has women all figured out.
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06-21-2009, 08:41 PM | #24 |
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That or a woman. Too many "lol" at the end of statements that come off as bitchy, as if to say, "I didn't really mean that, I just want a friend!"
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06-21-2009, 09:04 PM | #25 |
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Sounds like it was written by an intellectual and emotional reerun. "lol".
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06-21-2009, 09:33 PM | #26 |
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It sounds like it was written by a bitter 34 year old who's best friends with a girl who just got married. And he probably objected at the wedding. And then got laughed out of the church.
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06-21-2009, 09:48 PM | #27 |
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Very telling Dante, very telling.
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06-21-2009, 09:53 PM | #28 |
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This dude has laid at least ten times, twice without the assistance of GHB. If you want to wait another 27 years, definitely follow his advice.
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06-21-2009, 10:02 PM | #29 |
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it's obvious this was written by someone who gets a woman about as often as halley's comet comes through town
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06-21-2009, 10:27 PM | #30 |
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