There's something howling right outside my house

[KcMizzou]

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

I took the trash out one night when we first bought our house. I heard this loud rumble. Scared the shit out of me.

It only turned out to be a 10 point Buck running down the empty lot next door and within 5 feet of me dumping the trash.

No biggie.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

The same thing has happened to me. They don't even care that you're there. If you have something with you they just want that.

"leave it and go away, I have shit to do here."

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Seriously, I lifted that plastic lid, and there he was. Staring me in the face. I just chucked it in. They're brave.

Very similar to my experience. The lid was open when I got there. I heard rumbling from within and waited. Big ol coon climbed up the far side and sat on the side of the dumpster and looked at me. I talked to him for probably a whole minute while he stared and tilted his head a couple times. Then I dropped my bag in and he watched it and looked back at me and back down and back at me again. I said "there's some goodies in there, have at it" and I left. I'm sure he had at it.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds.

Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Lump left me for Gonzo. She doesn't howl outside my window anymore.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

Taco Bell. Sorry.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Have you ever heard her in heat?

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Damn it, Dane! Now everyone knows that I'm Cat Woman.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Lump left me for Gonzo. She doesn't howl outside my window anymore.

I left you for Gonzo when I was 15? How old would that have made you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I left you for Gonzo when I was 15? How old would that have made you?

Significantly older than you... which is real life. It wasn't right so I had to let you go. Even though I didn't know you.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Significantly older than you... which is real life. It wasn't right so I had to let you go. Even though I didn't know you.

If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either.

Except that I know what you look like.