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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 09-08-2013, 08:13 AM   #526
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Mizzou is going to get ass raped in conference play with that kind of performance
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:14 AM   #527
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Mizzou is going to get ass raped in conference play with that kind of performance
By Florida, Vandy, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Auburn?
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:13 PM   #528
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Sheldon was a monster today. He should have been the pick at 1.1.
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:25 PM   #529
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I hope that the poor performance by Petrino's WKU team yesterday against Tenn will finally end all the calls for MU to go after him.
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:26 PM   #530
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Sheldon was a monster today. He should have been the pick at 1.1.
IIRC, that was O.city's strong preference.
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:27 PM   #531
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I hope that the poor performance by Petrino's WKU team yesterday against Tenn will finally end all the calls for MU to go after him.
Petrino will never be a possibility unless they fire Mike Alden too...I mean if they want to get rid of him too, cool. But, Petrino isn't coming to Missouri unless he's the visiting teams coach.
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:28 PM   #532
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I hope that the poor performance by Petrino's WKU team yesterday against Tenn will finally end all the calls for MU to go after him.
You've got to give him a chance to buy a couple of recruiting classes before you can really pass judgment, IMO.
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Old 09-08-2013, 10:34 PM   #533
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Old 09-08-2013, 10:44 PM   #534
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Sheldon was a monster today. He should have been the pick at 1.1.
CJ Mosley played well as well.
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Old 09-08-2013, 10:53 PM   #535
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Beating Florida in Columbia would be huge. Need to get that one.
Florida sucks this year so it's possible.
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Old 09-09-2013, 08:57 AM   #536
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I hope that the poor performance by Petrino's WKU team yesterday against Tenn will finally end all the calls for MU to go after him.
One can only hope.
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Do yor realize that Toledo has won 18 games over the last two seasons? We won by 15 and could have added 7 more at the end had chosen to do so. Not a great performance, but not terrible. We aren't a great team.
We won by that much because we played Toledo. The defensive effort and inability to make adjustments was pretty much South Carolina all over again, except we weren't playing a good SEC team. We were playing Toledo.
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IIRC, that was O.city's strong preference.
Yes sir, it was.

However, I can't take full credit, Sorter had a hand in it.
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Old 09-09-2013, 09:12 AM   #539
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We won by that much because we played Toledo. The defensive effort and inability to make adjustments was pretty much South Carolina all over again, except we weren't playing a good SEC team. We were playing Toledo.
Toledo is a solid team. Florida beat them by 18. We won by 15 and could have punched it in at the end if we wanted to. There are issues to address, but we've taken care of business and have two weeks to prepare for Indiana.

If you expect us to look like Alabama every week, you might as well give up. We were 5-7 last year and 1-1 after 2 games before pulling off a miracle against Arizona State in the third game.

Let's not get too worked up over two wins by comfortable margins.
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Yes sir, it was.

However, I can't take full credit, Sorter had a hand in it.
That's what she said?
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