-- What is the absolute worst pizza that you recall eating?

[Simply Red]

I ask because I just got served a 'Hot-N-Ready' Little Ceasar's' steaming pepperoni turd.

That's honestly not worth $5.00.

Unless I was homeless, or something, then it might be.

No poll - just discus which Pizza Joints served you up a turd, store bought is fine here, too.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Fine. Late 80's. My father's store was right around the corner from a Big Cheese Pizza. The owner knew my dad pretty well, so I got free soda whenever I wanted.

The 80's were my decade dumplins. That was when I was cool. Do be bringin all your "the 80's" stuff up in heeya.

Rep for free soda though.

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

CiCi's pizza

If I ever wondered what asshole flavored pizza would taste like, I'll just recall the one time I had the "privilege" to eat there.

I'm surprised that the thread went so far before people started mentioning CiCi's. What utter crap.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Cici's or Pizza Street (I kinda think they're the same place.) All the pizza you want for like $2.99 each. It's horrible, but hey there's an arcade from 1983!!!!!

I haven't been there in a while (four years, maybe?), but I remember Pizza Street actually being okay.

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by chasedude

Love me some Palermo's frozen pizza's...

here's a tip. if you like to cook (or try something different for a change).

get 2 of the biggest flour tortillas that you can find. use a mister mister and spray both, overlapping one just a few inches above the other.
put on your favorite sauce, thin layer of mozzarella cheese, and 1 layer of pepperoni.

toss it in the oven @ around 500 degrees (broil it). for 6-7 minutes.

there's your ultra thin pizza. of course commercial pizza ovens more than likely get hotter than a home oven. but you can add more or less time trying to get it right.

one of our best pizzas was made this way. the ultra thin crust pizza was one of my favorites. it was a special, and only went for 1 summer, but i loved every day of it!

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

The 80's were my decade dumplins. That was when I was cool. Do be bringin all your "the 80's" stuff up in heeya.

Rep for free soda though.

You weren't cool unless you pulled up to Big Cheese Pizza in your El Camino, wearing a wife beater and "Hammer" pants, and sporting a mullet.

[In58men]

Garbage in a box

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

here's a tip. if you like to cook (or try something different for a change).

get 2 of the biggest flour tortillas that you can find. use a mister mister and spray both...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

You weren't cool unless you pulled up to Big Cheese Pizza in your El Camino, wearing a wife beater and "Hammer" pants, and sporting a mullet.

I had the mullet and the hammer pants. Didn't have my first car until I was a junior in college so I couldn't pull up to anything. I rocked my girlfriends plain white sedan though.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Mr. Mister was awesome babe.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I had the mullet and the hammer pants. Didn't have my first car until I was a junior in college so I couldn't pull up to anything. I rocked my girlfriends plain white sedan though.

I knew it!

[KcMizzou]

I was serious about that Shakespeare's pizza though. If you see it, buy it.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

Mr. Mister was awesome babe.

I wouldn't know. Apparently I don't know the 80's.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

Mr. Mister was awesome babe.

No, they were horrible. Worse than Little Ceaser's pizza.

[Bugeater]

Did KcMizzou say something?

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Did KcMizzou say something?

Seriously. (asshole)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I knew it!

Well to be honest the hammer pants were just a short faze. I was the first boy to piece his ear in my high school... which made me a bit of an outcast. Usually I rocked the ripped jeans, black boots with chains around the neck and bottom, long black overcoat, 5 o'clock shadow (could grow my beard it as a junior... outcast there too), gloves with the fingers cut off and I even painted my fingernails black before it was rock n roll for guys to do that. Cross between Judd Nelson (Bender) in The breakfast Club and Keifer Sutherland (David) in The Lost Boys.

I was pretty hardcore.