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11-26-2011, 01:10 PM | #61 |
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seems like you are going back to you OLD style. Which sucks.
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11-26-2011, 01:22 PM | #62 |
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Natty Light?
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11-26-2011, 02:42 PM | #63 |
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brain damaged
you are, as Okie Apparition or Blue Balls. |
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11-26-2011, 04:24 PM | #64 |
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11-26-2011, 04:25 PM | #65 |
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your pornstache
is really a dyed squirrel tail But I must admit it works |
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11-26-2011, 04:41 PM | #66 | |
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Last spring, I went to the mailbox one morning. After dropping in the letter, I turned back for the house. Across the street there was a squirrel on a branch and across about an eight-foot gap was a building, an old-folks home with an old-fashioned veranda balcony. The squirrel leapt for the balcony - missed - and hit the wall flush. He sort of toppled down the wall to the ground, layed there a few seconds, then realized the ground is no place for a squirrel to be in this cat&dog heavy neighborhood and leapt up onto the tree trunk. At this point, he noticed me watching him - and gave me thirty seconds of angry shit-talking as if I was to blame for his own incompetence! These Denver squirrels need a little comeuppance. |
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11-26-2011, 09:25 PM | #67 |
Wheeeeee!!!
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11-26-2011, 09:26 PM | #68 |
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I predict the squirrels will go all Jedi on Rain Man.
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11-26-2011, 09:29 PM | #69 |
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Has anyone heard from Rain Man today? It's entirely possible we will be getting a crudely made home video of Rain Man with duct tape over his mouth in a nondescript basement soon.
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11-26-2011, 09:30 PM | #70 |
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More likely a nondescript hollow tree.
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11-26-2011, 09:32 PM | #71 |
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He has been awfully quiet today. Maybe they got to him already.
Ah, poor Rainman.
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11-26-2011, 09:45 PM | #72 |
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That is a funny story, Mr. Rain Man! Whatever you do, if you begin feeding your li'l furry buddy, (as opposed to hitting him w/ crackers), never run out of food!
This is the look I get from our squirrel, Wally, when we run out of peanuts... We have another squirrel that comes around too, but he's too timid and won't let us feed him by hand. We named him Willy, (he only has one eye). |
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11-26-2011, 11:09 PM | #73 |
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Rainman, my only advice is......
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11-26-2011, 11:15 PM | #74 | |
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11-26-2011, 11:42 PM | #75 |
Wasted away again...
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That was no ordinary squirrel.
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