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Old 05-26-2006, 02:50 AM  
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Offseason silliness - rate Katharine McPhee

OK so the ratings go from 1 to 10

A 10 in my opinion being someone like

Daniela Pestova

A 9 would be like (OK I knew she would be controversial so for the benefit of those who hate Angelina) I now give you another one of my 9s


Jennifer Garner

A 5 would be like Debra Messing of Grace Adler fame on Will and Grace

A 1 would be like Janet Reno (OK she is probably a 0 but my scale only goes down to 1, so kill me)

Please provide a comment as to why you rated her the way you did and the number you give here

Drum roll - now here is Katharine McPhee



Again
10 smoking hot
9 hot
8 gorgeous but not quite hot
7 My motor is definitely in gear and racing
6 I would do her she has potential
5 Meh I would do her but not that thrilling
4 I could be convinced after enough beer
3 Ok I was shitfaced what can I say
2 I started knawing my arm off when I woke up
1 Kill me now I have lost my mind

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Old 05-26-2006, 11:15 AM   #61
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On the BrainCase bitflip meter, she's a 1.... which means "I'd hit it".
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:26 AM   #62
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Honestly I don't find Garner hot. She's got a man's face...
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:30 AM   #63
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I'd rate her a 5.

Angelina Jolie is UGLY.
There are two types of nasty:

1) A good girl who's clean and fit that you know would just be a dirty girl in the sack. She'd walk in the bedroom with the french maid outfit and some sex toys.

2) A girl who you know would DP a dealer and his buddy for a line of coke.

Jolie is number 2...
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:53 AM   #64
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There are two types of nasty:

1) A good girl who's clean and fit that you know would just be a dirty girl in the sack. She'd walk in the bedroom with the french maid outfit and some sex toys.

2) A girl who you know would DP a dealer and his buddy for a line of coke.

Jolie is number 2...
Yep. The fact that so many equate that to "hot" or "pretty" in our country says alot, IMO.
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:01 PM   #65
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Yep. The fact that so many equate that to "hot" or "pretty" in our country says alot, IMO.
cause the are 2 definitions of "hot" as well


1. hot - so beautiful and alluring that they find them very physically attractive.

2. hot - lustfully sexy ... don't wanna talk to them, don't want them to meet their parents. just want some dirty, animal bumpity-bumpity.



i think Jolie falls into the category 2 "hot" for most people
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:30 PM   #66
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:37 PM   #67
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She's hotter than Jennifer Garner, who has almost no tits whatsoever.
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:52 PM   #68
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Honestly I don't find Garner hot. She's got a man's face...
Definitely a butterface. Thought she'd look fine doggy-style in the dark.

Except for that whole sloppy seconds to ben affleck and his kid part.
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:54 PM   #69
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:58 PM   #70
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McPhee has that freshman 15 thing going on...the other 2 are dimes in my book
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:16 PM   #71
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:23 PM   #72
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She's hotter than Jennifer Garner, who has almost no tits whatsoever.
I am pretty sure that prior to the pregnancy Garner had a boob job. I noticed in the shows two seasons ago and now with her momma boobs they are actually almost too big.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:41 PM   #73
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I am pretty sure that prior to the pregnancy Garner had a boob job. I noticed in the shows two seasons ago and now with her momma boobs they are actually almost too big.
Pics.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:44 PM   #74
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:46 PM   #75
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