New Bag Ban Prohibits Backpacks, Coolers At NFL Stadiums

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by frazod

When that 3 hour game is played in 5 degree weather, it's kind of nice to be sitting on a microwave-heated cushion.

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, some terrorist one who sucks the penis might create a microwave-heated seat cushion bomb, even thought it's never happened, so **** you, guy who pays our salaries, you get to freeze your ass off! Just drink more shitty $10 beer!

You're a pussy.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

You're a pussy.

Some of us don't have that gigantic cushy whale ass that's impervious to all cold, Zackipoo.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by frazod

Some of us don't have that gigantic cushy whale ass that's impervious to all cold, Zackipoo.

Yea, I am sure you get cold because you are so thin.

"The Chiefs game is too cold."

Total pussy.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Yea, I am sure you get cold because you are so thin.

"The Chiefs game is too cold."

Total pussy.

So is it heated cushions you hate, or all seat cushions? Seems like there were thousands of people using them at these games. Damn near everybody had one when I went to Lambeau, and that was in September. I remember thinking it was kind of smart, since I didn't have one and that bench was fairly uncomfortable. BUT NO, they're all just pussies, because Zackipoo the SoccerVag says so!

And being scared shitless that every cushion might be packed with C4 by a terrorist is somehow manly, right?

You really should stick to pretending that the girls you pose for photos with actually **** you.

Oh, and as you're reading this, are you sitting on cushioned chair or a stone block? Ponder that, you pathetic tub of shit.