Other Sports How do you clean the poop chute? - Page 4

jidar · 05-13-2009, 02:06 PM

Posted as "Other Sports" for the lulz and this poll is anonymous to protect the filthy.

So how do you clean it? I'm always folding, but when my kids were young enough that we had baby wipes in the house I noticed that they worked much better. Sometimes I still wish I used those, so maybe I'll buy some just for me.

How do you keep it clean?

**Rain Man** · 05-13-2009, 04:19 PM

If I cleaned it, I wouldn't have an excuse to buy new pants.

Pablo · 05-13-2009, 04:20 PM

Where's the 'adult diapers' option.

It's amazing the sort of freedom you gain when you start wearing diapers. I ripped out the bathroom and installed a dance floor and kick-ass stereo system.

It's my rave room now. I can dance my ass off in the diaper all I want.

**bevischief** · 05-13-2009, 04:21 PM

Where is the option for dragging your A## across the living floor like the dog?

Crush · 05-13-2009, 04:24 PM

Sandpaper

booger · 05-13-2009, 04:24 PM

80 grit sandpaper

**ChiTown** · 05-13-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If I cleaned it, I wouldn't have an excuse to buy new pants.

It's my excuse for treating myself to new underwear.............

booger · 05-13-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch

Sandpaper

oh my that is scary

**Rain Man** · 05-13-2009, 04:26 PM

As a side note, when I went to Egypt a while back they had some rather odd systems. As far as I can figure out (and Egyptians - correct me if I'm wrong), your normal everyday Egyptian doesn't use toilet paper. There's a little water pipe inside the toilet, and you use it like a bidet. However, I couldn't figure out how to turn it on without reaching down inside the bowl, and one of my firm rules of life is to never stick my hand in toilets in third-world countries.

For westerners, there were entrepreneurial people who would have their own supply of toilet paper handy, and they would hang out in bathrooms and sell it to you under the stall door, a la U.S. Senator transactions. And by the way, the stalls would always be out of toilet paper in a huge coincidence.

I tended to frequent the fancy places where a fellow could get toilet paper in the stall, but I also carried my own as part of my everpresent tourist backpack kit (toilet paper, water, sunscreen, hidden money, and falsified Canadian passport). I never had to buy it under the door, a fact of which I was very proud.

Crush · 05-13-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

oh my that is scary

Get out of my head!

booger · 05-13-2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch

Get out of my head!

just turn your head and cough

ClevelandBronco · 05-13-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki

...Flushable my ass.

Flushable ass. Good option. I'm going to try it.

ClevelandBronco · 05-13-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

...one of my firm rules of life is to never stick my hand in toilets in third-world countries.

You haven't yet lived until you've stuck your tequila-soaked head in a third world toilet, my good man.

And if you are able to stand and deliver a technicolor yawn from above the toilet, there was definitely not enough tequila involved.

SDChiefs · 05-13-2009, 05:02 PM

I use 3 seashells. How come that wasn't an option?

**bevischief** · 05-13-2009, 05:04 PM

Right or left hand? Too many choices...

el borracho · 05-13-2009, 07:29 PM

I just take a 10 minute soak in the condominium hot tub.

View Poll Results: How do you wipe your backside?
Toilet paper, folded neatly	26	39.39%
Toilet paper, waded up	28	42.42%
A paper towel	0	0%
Baby Wipes	7	10.61%
A cloth like a towel or something	1	1.52%
My toilet has a bidet	0	0%
I don't wipe and my underwear is a biohazard	0	0%
Gaz cleans mine.	4	6.06%
Voters: 66. You may not vote on this poll

05-13-2009, 02:06 PM
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	How do you clean the poop chute? Posted as "Other Sports" for the lulz and this poll is anonymous to protect the filthy. So how do you clean it? I'm always folding, but when my kids were young enough that we had baby wipes in the house I noticed that they worked much better. Sometimes I still wish I used those, so maybe I'll buy some just for me. How do you keep it clean?
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3348491 VARSITY	If I cleaned it, I wouldn't have an excuse to buy new pants. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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05-13-2009, 04:20 PM	#47
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2049356	Where's the 'adult diapers' option. It's amazing the sort of freedom you gain when you start wearing diapers. I ripped out the bathroom and installed a dance floor and kick-ass stereo system. It's my rave room now. I can dance my ass off in the diaper all I want.
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05-13-2009, 04:21 PM	#48
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	Where is the option for dragging your A## across the living floor like the dog?
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05-13-2009, 04:24 PM	#49
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05-13-2009, 04:26 PM	#53
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3348491 VARSITY	As a side note, when I went to Egypt a while back they had some rather odd systems. As far as I can figure out (and Egyptians - correct me if I'm wrong), your normal everyday Egyptian doesn't use toilet paper. There's a little water pipe inside the toilet, and you use it like a bidet. However, I couldn't figure out how to turn it on without reaching down inside the bowl, and one of my firm rules of life is to never stick my hand in toilets in third-world countries. For westerners, there were entrepreneurial people who would have their own supply of toilet paper handy, and they would hang out in bathrooms and sell it to you under the stall door, a la U.S. Senator transactions. And by the way, the stalls would always be out of toilet paper in a huge coincidence. I tended to frequent the fancy places where a fellow could get toilet paper in the stall, but I also carried my own as part of my everpresent tourist backpack kit (toilet paper, water, sunscreen, hidden money, and falsified Canadian passport). I never had to buy it under the door, a fact of which I was very proud. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,300

05-13-2009, 05:02 PM	#58
SDChiefs Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Americas Finest City Casino cash: $8260778	I use 3 seashells. How come that wasn't an option?
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05-13-2009, 05:04 PM	#59
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	Right or left hand? Too many choices...
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05-13-2009, 07:29 PM	#60
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $6409148	I just take a 10 minute soak in the condominium hot tub.
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