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When I was a kid one of our neighbors shot our dog because she ate one of his chickens.
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04-03-2013, 01:19 PM | #47 |
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
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04-03-2013, 01:20 PM | #48 |
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I had a male Labrador several years ago that was an escape artist. This thing could jump like a deer, climb like a chimp and dig like a badger. If there was dog in heat within a mile, he was out of here, He would bone like it was his job. I had a few visits from people in the area that were very "put out" about old Drake laying the wood to their dog.
There was one old hide that showed up on my door step one Saturday all pissed off because Drake had taken care of his business with her prized standard poodle. I guess she had plans for breeding her dog the next day. She said the only way he could have entered her yard way to climb her 7 foot chain link fence. After paying numerous fines for the beast running loose to the city dog catcher, I finally had had enough and sold him to some guy that had a big ranch out in the hills with lots of room to run.
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That's just dumb. Dog doesn't taste like chicken at all.
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So Chicken CATCHatorre tonight?
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I had a couple of Siberian Huskies myself. They were the most gentle, well-adjusted dogs, unless you happened to be a furry little animal. They went walkabout a few times, and killed a few neighbors cats over the course of several months.
One of the cat owners must have been the head of the neighborhood association or something, because they rounded up all of the offended cat owners and decided to take me to court. Which is fine, I guess. Don't come talk to me in person or anything. Just lawyer up. Of course their cats were outside, not on a leash or accompanied by a human either. But apparently cat shit doesn't stink. Well the night I was supposed to go to court, there was a tornado. Sirens blaring, I called the courthouse and was told they would reschedule the court date. And that is exactly what they did. That didn't stop the police from showing up at my door the next morning to take me to jail. I explained to him the situation. He didn't care. I told him I was going to grab a drink for the ride downtown and asked if he wanted one. He told me I was going to be in handcuffs, so I probably didn't need a drink. As soon as I was safely handcuffed in the back seat, I ripped one of the nastiest smelling beer farts of my life to let this cop know what I thought of him. He was not happy. Went downtown, got booked and spent a few hours in jail. Because my dogs got out. |
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I have a big huge badass dog that weighs 120 lbs. She's never killed a damned thing. She does chase stray cats and UPS men away though
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Before the wife & I bought a house we rented a house in the sticks on the top of a mountain. Our Golden Lab was normally very good about not leaving the huge area he had to roam in behind our house there. Were talking acres upon acres and a pond for him to swim in. So one day we noticed that we hadnt seen him for some time & after calling still nothing. So we ventured up the road a mile to a farm that was nearby. We walked up the dirt road to the farm house & close to the barn we noticed a ruckus going on and ran towards it. There was our Lab stuck in a damn chicken coop half scared trying to get the hell out and half snapping at the damn chickens. As we got closer we noticed the farmer as is his right pointing a shotgun at our dog. We yelled to him and he said he'd give us a few minutes to get him the hell out but one minute later & he would've shot. I dont blame the farmer for this there were feathers every where & I know when Chickens get stressed it can lead to death or at least low egg production for a little while. I like many have owned a hundred pets over the yrs and have tons of stories but your story made me think of this one right away. |
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