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Most painful thing I saw coming back from Okinawa
Young military wife, Hawaiian or other asiatic extraction. I'll give her credit - before the baby, she was hotter than an ACK-ACK barrell at Pearl on the 7th... and she had the conformist belly button piercing.
While she held the baby, her bare midriff was exposed top for all the world to see.. and for the baby's toes to get caught in. I haven't heard a shriek like that since I found out I was a girl's first...Must've taken 30 seconds to get the kid's toes out of the navel ring, but you'd think she was being subjected to Yakuza initiation. For her, it must've felt like an eternity. I think she has a new stretch mark. |
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01-16-2005, 10:50 PM | #2 |
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Bummer.
Ouch.
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You hear that David? Take a lesson from this story...
Never have kids. |
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I wonder if he'll start teething on her nipple rings at some point.
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Wear a diaper and maybe she wouldn't even notice it was you.
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Depends, for the mature adult.
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I'm jealous. I want to do work in exotic places.
While you're there, would you ask if they need any market research?
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