Chiefs When the Chiefs win Sunday...why?

**Rain Man** · 01-09-2017, 02:28 PM

I'll categorize this generally by unit with a few other categories mixed in. Since no win is produced by one single unit, we'll each pick three. THREE.

Poll coming slower than Tyreek Hill in the 100-meter dash, but still pretty fast.

Rooster · 01-09-2017, 02:29 PM

Maclin gets his groove on.

eDave · 01-09-2017, 02:29 PM

I'm still in "because Chiefs" mode.

Personally, I think everyone needs to simma down now.

Reerun_KC · 01-09-2017, 02:31 PM

Because I have to fly to DC on Championship Sunday...

So they will win just to F me out of watching them in the AFCGG....

**ptlyon** · 01-09-2017, 02:34 PM

Thanks for the jinx RM

**Rain Man** · 01-09-2017, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Thanks for the jinx RM

We can't have an "If we lose" thread on the front page without a "When we win" thread.

And anyway, per an earlier thread, I'm doing the opposite of everything I've done as a fan for the past 40 years, because that old stuff never worked. The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl!

Buns · 01-09-2017, 02:35 PM

Turnovers – The Chiefs will grab unescorted footballs like Roethlisberger grabs unescorted college girls.

Savage

Mr. Laz · 01-09-2017, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

Pass rush

Houston and Ford go off with 4 sacks each which neutralizes the deep passing game and allows us to focus on stopping the run.

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**Rain Man** · 01-09-2017, 02:39 PM

Y'know who I think the key player will be?

Chris Jones.

A pass rush up the middle will throw the Rapist off his game. Jones had few if any snaps in their earlier game this year, so the Steelers won't have experience with him, and I think he's going to blow up the middle of the pocket.

**ptlyon** · 01-09-2017, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We can't have an "If we lose" thread on the front page without a "When we win" thread.

And anyway, per an earlier thread, I'm doing the opposite of everything I've done as a fan for the past 40 years, because that old stuff never worked. The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl!

Different words. Big difference bub.

**Dartgod** · 01-09-2017, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

...I'm doing the opposite of everything I've done as a fan for the past 40 years, because that old stuff never worked. The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl!

**Easy 6** · 01-09-2017, 02:43 PM

I think old man Reid is going to take Tomlin back to school

One of those games we occasionally see where you say "ah yes, thats why he is so respected around the league"

carcosa · 01-09-2017, 02:43 PM

Gameplan, Tyreek, Turnovers.

Honorable mention: Kelce.

I trust that Reid is gonna have some fun new plays cooked up for Tyreek, and Ben tends to throw INTs on the road. Add the fact that this defense is extremely good at forcing turnovers anyway, and you got a recipe for success, BABY!

eDave · 01-09-2017, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I think old man Reid is going to take Tomlin back to school

One of those games we occasionally see where you say "ah yes, thats why he is so respected around the league"

Del Rio got a lesson on that.

B2chiefsfan · 01-09-2017, 02:48 PM

Hali, Houston and Ford are lined up at the same time...

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View Poll Results: What will be the THREE main reasons for the Chiefs win on Sunday vs. the Steelers?
Alexander the Great – Playoff Alex runs and passes us to victory	35	38.04%
Big Red Wall – The offensive line makes pockets and pancakes with equal aplomb	0	0%
Game plan – Reid and his assistants outsmart people like Joey Porter who once got shot in the buttocks.	25	27.17%
Half All Pros – They aren’t all All-Pros, but half of them are and the rest are good. The DBs keeps the towel boys covered all day.	5	5.43%
Lucky breaks – On any given Sunday, fortune is fickle, and it shall shine on the Chosen 53 in Kansas City.	9	9.78%
Officiating – Because the Chiefs will get the benefit of the doubt over the team that had seven officials on their side against Miami.	0	0%
On Donner and Blitzen – The outside pass rush makes Pittsburgh resort to cannibalism.	2	2.17%
RAC ‘em up – Kelce and his merry band of receivers evade their pursuers like Von Miller in a police chase	16	17.39%
Special Teams – Santos and Colquitt land bombs, Ty-wreaks havoc, Murry hurries, and so on.	11	11.96%
The Earth’s core – the DTs and ILBs control the middle of the field and push the pocket	4	4.35%
Trickery – Andy, Toub, and Sutton bring out the bag of trick plays in force to confuse their iron-brained opponent.	3	3.26%
Turnovers – The Chiefs will grab unescorted footballs like Roethlisberger grabs unescorted college girls.	34	36.96%
Tyreek – He deserves his own category here.	32	34.78%
Western Ware – West and Ware saddle up and ride hard to get the tough yards	3	3.26%
It's all so intertwined that I can't build the regression model necessary to isolate the key independent variables.	6	6.52%
I don't know. But I do know the Chiefs will win.	11	11.96%
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01-09-2017, 02:39 PM	#9
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	Y'know who I think the key player will be? Chris Jones. A pass rush up the middle will throw the Rapist off his game. Jones had few if any snaps in their earlier game this year, so the Steelers won't have experience with him, and I think he's going to blow up the middle of the pocket. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3747775	I think old man Reid is going to take Tomlin back to school One of those games we occasionally see where you say "ah yes, thats why he is so respected around the league"
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carcosa Thank you Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $2843695	Gameplan, Tyreek, Turnovers. Honorable mention: Kelce. I trust that Reid is gonna have some fun new plays cooked up for Tyreek, and Ben tends to throw INTs on the road. Add the fact that this defense is extremely good at forcing turnovers anyway, and you got a recipe for success, BABY!
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01-09-2017, 02:48 PM	#15
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