Life -- When do you resort to porn? - Page 5

booger · 12-19-2013, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I...uh...wha...how do you even come up with something like that?

NTTAWWT

What you do with consenting crayons in your own home is none of my business.

He's outta brown and to cheap to buy another? Only way that makes sense to me

lcarus · 12-19-2013, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

He's outta brown and to cheap to buy another? Only way that makes sense to me

That's just gross man. Have a little decency around here for christ sake.

Oh, and I never go cheap when it comes to stuffing waxy art instruments up my pizza pocket. I learned the hard way, believe me. Hell I think I still have the tip of a "salmon pink" Roseart stuck in there. If you MUST go Roseart brand, their dry erase board markers are ok if you super glue the cap on. But make sure you let it completely dry first! (I know I don't have to tell you. You seem like a wise dude, but you never know. People do some dumb shit these days lol)

**J Diddy** · 12-19-2013, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Jamming a Crayola up your ass and watching Knight Rider counts as masturbation too.

Quit moving the goal posts.

Katipan · 12-19-2013, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Quit moving the goal posts.

Sandy Vagina · 12-19-2013, 06:37 PM

Once every day or every other day... regardless of getting some from my wife of 13 years.

**TimeForWasp** · 12-19-2013, 06:43 PM

I have not fapped since. Oh never mind.

booger · 12-19-2013, 06:45 PM

Pretty much daily whether I'm getting any or not. I need to set it to at work mode. Happens all the time. I see a good football thread or something else interesting and out of nowhere someone's avatar or sig has a pic of boobies bouncing and I got to take a TO to go whack it damn thing never sleeps

booger · 12-19-2013, 07:30 PM

VHS porn....brings back memories. Don't know which got more of a workout. my arms or my tape rewinder

MMXcalibur · 12-19-2013, 07:40 PM

When DON'T I resort to porn?

Hog's Gone Fishin · 12-19-2013, 07:52 PM

You guys are some ****ing sick ass bastards.

booger · 12-19-2013, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

You guys are some ****ing sick ass bastards.

do the boars like it when you use your left or right hand better?

Psyko Tek · 12-19-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

What has to happen or not happen for you to resort to porn?

I have to get up in the morning...

**Rain Man** · 12-19-2013, 08:22 PM

When a thread goes askew, it's entertaining. When a porn thread goes askew, it's disturbing.

booger · 12-19-2013, 08:29 PM

Icuras tell Simply Red you're sorry you ruined his black panther party. Lets get back to porn

lcarus · 12-19-2013, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

Icuras tell Simply Red you're sorry you ruined his black panther party. Lets get back to porn

Ok. I'm sorry Simply Red. For ruining your black panther party. I am indeed ready to get back to pornography discussion.

View Poll Results: When do you resort to porn?
I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it.	2	6.25%
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP!	0	0%
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know?	12	37.50%
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!?	2	6.25%
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean...	2	6.25%
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock!	4	12.50%
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player.	6	18.75%
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982	4	12.50%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

12-19-2013, 06:43 PM	#6
TimeForWasp Sprinkle in some Mahomes Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Butte Montana Casino cash: $7678507	I have not fapped since. Oh never mind. __________________ Posted via Slingshot using Rocks eBay sniper
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12-19-2013, 06:45 PM	#7
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1278550	Pretty much daily whether I'm getting any or not. I need to set it to at work mode. Happens all the time. I see a good football thread or something else interesting and out of nowhere someone's avatar or sig has a pic of boobies bouncing and I got to take a TO to go whack it damn thing never sleeps __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,512

12-19-2013, 07:30 PM	#8
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1278550	VHS porn....brings back memories. Don't know which got more of a workout. my arms or my tape rewinder __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,512

12-19-2013, 07:40 PM	#9
MMXcalibur Pessimistically optimistic. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver, CO Casino cash: $2235086	When DON'T I resort to porn?
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12-19-2013, 07:52 PM	#10
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1490477	You guys are some ****ing sick ass bastards.
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12-19-2013, 08:22 PM	#13
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3088491 VARSITY	When a thread goes askew, it's entertaining. When a porn thread goes askew, it's disturbing. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,617

12-19-2013, 08:29 PM	#14
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1278550	Icuras tell Simply Red you're sorry you ruined his black panther party. Lets get back to porn __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,512