****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The Georgia and aTm games look like certain losses, but if this team plays the way it did against Indiana and Vandy they should easily beat Tenn and Kentucky, and they should have the following chances against the other schools:

Florda: 40%
SC: 50%
Ole Miss: 55%

Probably a seven win floor and nine win ceiling. Too bad Georgia was flat this week and not next, though.

South Carolina has 3 easy games before coming to columbia, I'm hoping that they tear it up 3 weeks straight and then have an off game against us.

[gblowfish]

Long time Mizzou fans will tell you: You can only get hit in the face with a frying pan so many times before you learn how to duck.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Long time Mizzou fans will tell you: You can only get hit in the face with a frying pan so many times before you learn how to duck.

I still have my guard up, but I can only bitch for so long , I'm trying to see the good things.

[kchero]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

LOL. My ku friends that were running smack earlier in the day are now talking basketball...on October 5.

22 conference losses in a row does that, though that doesn't explain the smack talk.

[beer bacon]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I think we will score about 30 on Georgia, only problem is they will hang 50.

Go look at who is injured on Georgia's offense.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by kchero

22 conference losses in a row does that, though that doesn't explain the smack talk.

And Nebraska and Missouri have STILL won a Big 12 football game more recently than Kansas.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Top 20 team for sure.

[TribalElder]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

Yeah, I admit I'm one of those. Anyone think we've got a decent chance on the road at Georgia next week?

yep, I think we shock them next week

I'm going full homer status

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Long time Mizzou fans will tell you: You can only get hit in the face with a frying pan so many times before you learn how to duck.

Man, I've been through plenty of it. I was there to see the "Flea kicker", Tyus Edney, the 5th Down, all that shit. There's no reason to have such a defeatist attitude.

None of it has anything to do with what's happening now. Nothing that's happened in the past has any effect on what might happen in the present, or the future.

That's the biggest thing that annoys me about my fellow Mizzou fans. Sad sack bastards with no hope.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Man, I've been through plenty of it. I was there to see the "Flea kicker", Tyus Edney, the 5th Down, all that shit. There's no reason to have such a defeatist attitude.

None of it has anything to do with what's happening now. Nothing that's happened in the past has any effect on what might happen in the present, or the future.

That's the biggest thing that annoys me about my fellow Mizzou fans. Sad sack bastards with no hope.

Don't force me to make another Lucy holding the football for Pinkel cartoon...

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by frazod

I just hope we don't get embarrassed.

Coming from the guy who wanted Franklin out.

You're a pussy.

[kchero]

Originally Posted by frazod

And Nebraska and Missouri have STILL won a Big 12 football game more recently than Kansas.

Damn

[KcMizzou]

Dave Matter ‏@Dave_Matter 4m

Pinkel on James Franklin: “There’s some great quarterbacks out there.He’s playing with the best of them. It’s fair to say that.”

[Sure-Oz]

Franklin, Josey, and the line are all healthy. HUGE difference from last year.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Franklin, Josey, and the line are all healthy. HUGE difference from last year.

People don't realize how much that hurt us last season.