MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 80

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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Pepe Silvia · 10-05-2013, 11:25 PM

Just think if the refs didn't take away those 2 TDs they could have scored a 70 burger.

Pepe Silvia · 10-05-2013, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach|

Wah wahhhh

I'm done bitching, the offense looks great.

Eleazar · 10-05-2013, 11:41 PM

Took the foot off the gas a bit, but nothing wrong with that final score in a road conference game

Frazod · 10-06-2013, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by |Zach|

Coming from the guy who wanted Franklin out.

You're a pussy.

Poor miserable Zackipoo, everybody's happy and he/she/it can't stand it. Has to start wagging his sausage finger and squealing like a bitch.

Hope you're enjoying another night alone with everybody who loves you.

duncan_idaho · 10-06-2013, 12:46 AM

It will be interesting to see how efficient that Georgia offense is next week.

They will definitely be without Marshall and Malcolm Mitchell, their top receiver. Gurley will likely play, but at less than 100 percent.

In addition to Mitchell, Georgia will be without Michael Benntett (the white receiver who killed Mizzou last year out of the slot) and Justin Scott-Wesley. That's three of its top 4 receivers out.

Murray won't exactly be working with a full deck, and Missouri won't face a receiver who is as dynamic as Jordan Matthews (not even close).

**Saul Good** · 10-06-2013, 07:15 AM

So....fire Pinkel?

|Zach| · 10-06-2013, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Took the foot off the gas a bit, but nothing wrong with that final score in a road conference game

Yea it seems when teams get a lot of yards on this Mizzou team it is after we kicked the shit out of them.

Simply Red · 10-06-2013, 08:00 AM

impressive win yesterday.

Simply Red · 10-06-2013, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by |Zach|

Yea it seems when teams get a lot of yards on this Mizzou team it is after we kicked the shit out of them.

well next week there won't be any kicking the shit out of a team - Although it'd make me happy to give these UGA fans some crap.

Simply Red · 10-06-2013, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

It will be interesting to see how efficient that Georgia offense is next week.

They will definitely be without Marshall and Malcolm Mitchell, their top receiver. Gurley will likely play, but at less than 100 percent.

In addition to Mitchell, Georgia will be without Michael Benntett (the white receiver who killed Mizzou last year out of the slot) and Justin Scott-Wesley. That's three of its top 4 receivers out.

Murray won't exactly be working with a full deck, and Missouri won't face a receiver who is as dynamic as Jordan Matthews (not even close).

Gurley at 80% will still bauce out on Mizzou, that much you can count on.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-06-2013, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

So....fire Pinkel?

Want a BCS Bowl eventually in life?

Eleazar · 10-06-2013, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

well next week there won't be any kicking the shit out of a team - Although it'd make me happy to give these UGA fans some crap.

A team like Georgia is deep enough that you're still going to be playing quality players at every position when guys are hurt. Not to mention being on the road at that place.

I think we can win. I don't expect it, but I don't expect us to get embarrassed either.

CaliforniaChief · 10-06-2013, 08:40 AM

Nice win, Mizzou! Anytime you can win in the conference on the road, that's a good thing.

Now all those fans need to stay in town, head over to whatever the hell that field is called, and help the Chiefs go 5-0 today.

GloryDayz · 10-06-2013, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

So....fire Pinkel?

Meh, not a good position to have today (10/6/2013), but sooner or later he'll do something to **** something up for all the wrong reasons.

**Saul Good** · 10-06-2013, 10:18 AM

5 games in, and we have scored in every single quarter. We have scored at least one touchdown in 19 out of 20 quarters.

Also, we are 26th in the coaches poll.

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Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	5 games in, and we have scored in every single quarter. We have scored at least one touchdown in 19 out of 20 quarters. Also, we are 26th in the coaches poll. __________________ Today is not a good day to be a pussy.
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