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07-25-2008, 01:04 AM | #2 |
Losing with passion.
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The fact that you have a gorilla mask is pretty great. Next time try the full gorilla suit ... that would really scare the bejeezus out of her.
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07-25-2008, 01:13 AM | #3 |
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That messed up. You better protect your manhood.
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07-25-2008, 01:30 AM | #4 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Awesome, Mr. Silock.
Next time, try the bloody knife trick. Do the exact same thing, but instead of a gorilla mask and a flashlight, just walk into the room with a large kitchen knife or meat cleaver covered with ketchup. Good times. FAX |
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07-25-2008, 01:34 AM | #5 |
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Awesome. I'm glad I'm not the only one that tries to scare the hell out of my girl just for laughs.
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07-25-2008, 01:44 AM | #6 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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I have an idea. Since she's locked you out of the bedroom, you can combine The Bloody Knife Trick with the ol' Door Bust Down! She'll love you for it.
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07-25-2008, 02:11 AM | #7 |
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Next time be naked except for the gorilla mask.
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07-25-2008, 02:23 AM | #8 |
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John Bobbitt would like to take this time to remind us all that kitchen utensils are for kitchen use only.
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Quote:
One night after her old man had gone to bed she took the knife and headed for his necessary man parts. At the last minute he saw the knife and moved, but not far enough. She cut his leg badly. He knocked the shit out of her and held her down, dialed the police and attempted to stop the bleeding. The police arrived along with the ambulance. She went to the police station he went to the emergency room. After treatment he went to press charges. The police told him that she had been released. They studied the available laws and found that they could only charge her with a "mistaweiner". I'll be going to stand in the corner now. |
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07-25-2008, 05:46 AM | #10 |
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Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
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07-25-2008, 05:50 AM | #11 |
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Remove any firearms from the house
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07-25-2008, 06:33 AM | #12 |
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That's fucked up! But hilarious...you are right, totally worth a night on the couch.
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07-25-2008, 06:47 AM | #13 |
This is the way
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my wife would have waited until I fell asleep...and smothered me with a pillow.
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07-25-2008, 06:59 AM | #14 |
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Funny as hell!!!
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07-25-2008, 07:22 AM | #15 |
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Wow. Some people have a strange idea of foreplay.
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