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04-12-2011, 06:24 PM | Topic Starter |
Take a Chill Pill
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Hearing the bathroom exhaust fan turning on has a Pavlovian Effect
Every time I hear it I feel like I have to take a dump.
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04-12-2011, 06:29 PM | #2 |
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Trying to keep the board moving in gochiefs' absence?
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04-12-2011, 06:29 PM | #3 |
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As a kid, I remember making fun of my mom 'cause, if we were out and headed home, the closer she got to the house (and the bathroom) the more she had to pee. I thought that was weird. Now, as an adult, I know the feeling. I only use my bathroom in work, because the commode has enough suction power to take down a chihuahua. As the elevator approaches the top floor, I feel my sphincter tighten. As I get off the elevator and head towards the door, I feel the dreaded "crab-walk quick-step" coming on. By the time the bathroom door's in sight, I'm running for it with cheeks a-squeezin'.
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04-12-2011, 06:32 PM | #4 | |
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04-12-2011, 06:32 PM | #5 | |
Take a Chill Pill
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04-12-2011, 06:34 PM | #6 |
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I'm extremely regular. Get up. Eat. Poop. Same every day, whether I get up at 6 am or noon.
I can't remember the last time I was constipated (jinxed myself for sure....) although there will be days where I'll dump 3 or 4 times for some random reason. |
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04-12-2011, 06:37 PM | #7 |
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I don't know if there's a correlation between "number of dumps" and "pressure to take one". I'm sure there's been a dump poll on this board at some point, but I'm too lazy to look it up. Me, I'm a 24- or 48-hour guy: depending upon how much I'm pigging out, it's either 1-day or 2-day intervals. But that doesn't seem to make much difference in the urgency department.
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04-12-2011, 06:37 PM | #8 | |
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Small poop, solid in consistency. 20 minutes later, another poop, very watery. Every ****ing time. |
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04-12-2011, 06:37 PM | #9 |
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Yo quiero Taco Bell!
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04-12-2011, 06:39 PM | #10 |
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04-12-2011, 06:43 PM | #11 |
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04-12-2011, 07:31 PM | #12 |
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I STILL have the little stuffed dog toy that says that...and the other one "Here lizzard lizzard"....
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04-12-2011, 07:35 PM | #13 |
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04-12-2011, 07:47 PM | #14 |
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Back when I was trucking, we used to hold it up and play it over the CB when the "Lot Lizzards" would start advertising
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04-12-2011, 06:43 PM | #15 |
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Pavlovian effect?
I just think you're full of shit.
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