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Boy killed by bull - but not your normal bull.
It's hard to image how this could happen.
http://www.kvue.com/news/Texas-teen-...212842911.html Texas teen impaled on horn of bull statue LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) -- A 14-year-old West Texas boy is dead after he ran into a bull statue on the Texas Tech University campus and impaled himself on one of its horns. University spokesman Chris Cook says Miguel Martinez impaled himself while playing hide-and-seek with friends in the pre-dawn hours of Saturday morning. Campus police say Martinez was at the museum with two adults and two minors when police were called to the scene. Police say Martinez was running on the National Ranching Heritage Museum on the Texas Tech campus when the horn pierced his chest. |
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06-24-2013, 09:08 PM | #16 |
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A ban is needed and that's no bull.
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06-24-2013, 09:11 PM | #17 |
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06-24-2013, 09:36 PM | #18 |
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Darwin sinks another 3 point shot.
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06-24-2013, 09:43 PM | #19 |
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This same thing happened to me once except is was frisbee instead of hide and seek and it was a park grill instead of a bull statue.
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06-24-2013, 09:44 PM | #20 |
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...and you survived instead of dying.
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06-24-2013, 09:46 PM | #21 |
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Technically we don't know that, he could just be the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.(or even just a mathematical posting model of cdcox).
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06-24-2013, 10:43 PM | #22 |
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"Hook 'em horns"?
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06-24-2013, 11:10 PM | #24 |
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Very nice. I immediately thought this when I saw this thread.
He was practicing his ancestral tradition: running with the bulls. Also, obligatory "Ban assault bulls (statues)" Think he remarked to the kid chasing him, "Man, this is bull." If it's too soon, well, bye. |
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06-24-2013, 11:11 PM | #25 |
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Probably poking around somewhere he shouldn't have been
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06-25-2013, 12:19 AM | #26 |
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I'm just going to say that this story sickens me and after I post it I'm ignoring this thread. I tried to get comedically involved but didn't feel right.
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06-25-2013, 01:12 AM | #27 |
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06-25-2013, 02:02 AM | #28 |
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At least he always got to the point...
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06-25-2013, 02:18 AM | #29 |
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I would like to point out that he was at least using his head.
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06-25-2013, 04:06 AM | #30 |
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Note to self: Never attempt to chest bump a bull. Never attempt to bullrush a bull.
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