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Old 11-14-2008, 06:06 PM  
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Things "No One" Has Done, But You Have.
In a blatant, blatant ripoff of Beer Me's interesting thread with the converse (or is it inverse?) title, what are things that you have done that very few others have done. For the purposes of this discussion, assume that an act is eligible if fewer than 1 percent of the American population has done the same thing. (And yes, more than 1 percent of the population has done it with your wife.)


I'll start. I have....


....ridden an elephant.
....ridden a camel (albeit shortly).
....seen a bear in the wild.
....scored in the top 1 percent on the PSAT, SAT, and ACT.
....gone to Madagascar.
....been on a magazine cover.
....married a coworker.
....held a top-secret clearance.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:36 PM   #31
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-my sister chased me (different times) with a hammer, knife, and baseball bat when I was younger (I was an asshole little brother)
She used to chase me, too, but I was the one with the weapon.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:37 PM   #32
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Sat on my penis until it was numb and then masterbated so it would feel like I was... wait a minute... I think I messed up the story...
You sat on a penis?
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:40 PM   #33
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Was it the hole with the windmill? That one always stymies me.
No, the clown's mouth.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:41 PM   #34
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-my sister chased me (different times) with a hammer, knife, and baseball bat when I was younger (I was an asshole little brother)

Asshole little brother is probably better than psychopathic big sister.

I assume she's either in prison or a mental institution, correct?
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:43 PM   #35
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Married my boss

Jumped off a 40 ft cliff in Jamaica into the ocean

Been in eight threesomes or more(not trying to outdo otter but it is what it is)

Met Animal House director John Landis in downtown Las Vegas and had my pic taken with him

Built a sports bar in my home with 7 tv's and a football field made of carpet


there may be one more but I need to get another beer


When counting threesomes, if you've had the same two women multiple times, is that one threesome or multiple threesomes? I've never been sure about the score keeping.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:44 PM   #36
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Asshole little brother is probably better than psychopathic big sister.

I assume she's either in prison or a mental institution, correct?
she has....issues. didn't help that I pushed buttons until they couldn't be pushed any more. she's bipolar. working nights at wal-mart. dropped out of college because she was infatuated with a prof. pretty sad, really.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:45 PM   #37
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She used to chase me, too, but I was the one with the weapon.
I was a quick little bastard.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:47 PM   #38
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she has....issues. didn't help that I pushed buttons until they couldn't be pushed any more. she's bipolar. working nights at wal-mart. dropped out of college because she was infatuated with a prof. pretty sad, really.


Dang. That is sad. I was joking.....I thought.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:48 PM   #39
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I've been in 37 threesomes or more. Always all women. Sorry Nzoner. Tis what it tis.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:48 PM   #41
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:51 PM   #42
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Dang. That is sad. I was joking.....I thought.
eh, it is what it is. she's one of the smarter people I know. just not intelligent, know what I mean? she can speak attic greek and ancient hebrew. can read and write in those dead languages as well as latin. but, she is what she chooses to be.

I'm a strong believer that a person can overcome anything they WANT to overcome. I don't have any respect for people who settle with what life gives them. we all have problems, we're all dealt shitty hands (unless you're a rich heir/heiress). those who have ANY success in life are those that don't give up. those that succeed are the ones who get knocked down nine times, and get up a tenth.

doesn't mean I don't love my sister and family. but, it's hard to have sympathy for anybody that doesn't have the desire/gumption to make something of themselves.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:55 PM   #43
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ha. I watched it with my wife. I actually thought it was good.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:06 PM   #45
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When counting threesomes, if you've had the same two women multiple times, is that one threesome or multiple threesomes? I've never been sure about the score keeping.
I don't know since it wasn't the same two women
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