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05-25-2008, 08:21 AM | #16 |
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There are several proven methods to put a stop to in house defecation.
1) Use of a shock collar. This is one of my favs. You not only get him to understand that crapping in the house is bad but you can also have lots of fun. 2) The steel toe boot method. When you catch him taking a squat you insert to end of your steel toe boot in his ass. 3) The fecal feedback method. When you find that large terd over in the corner of the living room you promptly take your dog over to the terd and place it in his mouth. Take your hands and work his jaws up and down in a chewing motion untill he is able to swallow it. Then throw him outside. Ya gotta get his attention. 4) The jalapeno injection method. You'll need to wear a glove for this one. Promptly take him over to his pile of shit, push hi s face into it and smear it all over. Then have a fresh jalapeno pepper ready that has been split open enough to expose the seeds. Gently insert the jalapeno into his rectum using the gloved hand. Then throw him outside. 5) The big bang method. If the previous methods don't work this would be the last resort. Dig a hole about 3 to 4 foot deep. Put dog in hole. Shoot with gun. I usually just start with this method anyway because I don't like to waste jalapenos on animals. |
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05-25-2008, 09:47 PM | #17 |
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The biggest thing is that you need more patience. Take him on a walk. When he does his business outside on the walk, give him a treat. Don't give him any negative reinforcement for going in the house unless you catch him in the act. Otherwise, it won't have the desired effect. Take him out more often.
Then there's another method. It basically involves you tying him to you whenever you're in the house. That way, you'll learn more quickly the signals he gives when he needs to go and you can head it off and take him outside. Good luck. |
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