Hey Everyone - Mark M is 30!!!

Otter · 06-12-2001, 07:47 AM

Our resident comedian is 30!!

Well have to start using bigger fonts to assist his failing eyes and see if we can get some sort of collection going for Viagra.

Happy Birthday Mark!!!

otter
~29 and rubbing it in

Gaz · 06-12-2001, 07:57 AM

Happy birthday!

xoxo~
Gaz
Barely remembers 30.

Mark M · 06-12-2001, 08:06 AM

Thanks fellas! And don't worry about increasing the font size ... my bifocals work great.

Now where did I leave my walker ... ?

MM
~~Feeling old beyond his years.

Otter · 06-12-2001, 09:17 AM

Notice how the Viagra question is convienently avoided!

Mark M · 06-12-2001, 09:35 AM

Otter--
I would've made a comment, but nothing came up. ;)

MM
~~Wandering punster.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 06-12-2001, 09:52 AM

I think the only reason a young pup of 30 would need a walker is from all the bricks guys like Gaz and I would be throwing at him. ;)

Happy B-day, Mark!

Lightning Rod · 06-12-2001, 10:06 AM

Happy Birthday

going to have ya by 6 in less than a month so no depends jokes from me.

Mi_chief_fan · 06-12-2001, 11:06 AM

You know what's scary: i'm 3 years younger, and have been married 7 times longer!

I've got a plan for how to spend you're birthday: put on you're new Jermaine Dye jersey, go down to the K, and see baseball's next electrifying superstar-Independence's own Albert Pujols.

Oh yeah, some guy named McGwire will be there too.

Mark M · 06-12-2001, 11:28 AM

Mi--
Boy, you started married life early, didn't you? I'm kind of a late bloomer.

Actually, I'm going to the game tonight!! I think our seats are right behind home plate (although they could be club level ... either way, not bad).

Hopefully, the Royals won't get spanked. Me, on the other hand ... ;)

MM
~~In reality, hates pain.

Mi_chief_fan · 06-12-2001, 11:52 AM

Mark,
Club level is well within McGwire's range. ;) Especially in the outfield.

can't wait to finally catch up to you in September. Yeah, I was married 2 weeks after my 21st birthday. Already got 2 kids(that I know of ;) ). You did good not rushing into it.

Enjoy the game tonight!

**alanm** · 06-12-2001, 12:56 PM

Mark congratulations on making 30. It's all down hill from now on. Now time starts to really speed up. And you can't believe how fast the years start flying by. I'm 43 and my 30th seems like... Well, last week. Enjoy while you still can. :D

Wrasse · 06-12-2001, 01:56 PM

Happy B-day Mark!

30 is such an odd age to hit...I try not to think about it too much :)

Oh wait...I guess I should be positive :) Grats!

Logical · 06-12-2001, 02:41 PM

Mark,

Conratulations on reaching the 30/77 milestone.

See putting it as a fraction it not so bad, is it?

Have a great time!

Mark M · 06-12-2001, 02:54 PM

Logical--
The fraction is okay except for one thing: to me, it implies an expiration date. :eek:

MM
~~Has enough preservatives in him to last a long, long time (insert sound of knocking on wood).

shakesthecat · 06-12-2001, 03:18 PM

Happy Birthday Mark.
Don't worry about turning 30. It's turning 37 that should scare ya. Because then statistically you're half dead.
Hope you feel better.

06-12-2001, 07:47 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $2648382	Hey Everyone - Mark M is 30!!! Our resident comedian is 30!! Well have to start using bigger fonts to assist his failing eyes and see if we can get some sort of collection going for Viagra. Happy Birthday Mark!!! otter ~29 and rubbing it in
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06-12-2001, 07:57 AM	#2
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	Another dam' kitten Happy birthday! xoxo~ Gaz Barely remembers 30.
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06-12-2001, 08:06 AM	#3
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Thanks fellas! And don't worry about increasing the font size ... my bifocals work great. Now where did I leave my walker ... ? MM ~~Feeling old beyond his years. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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06-12-2001, 09:35 AM	#5
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Otter-- I would've made a comment, but nothing came up. ;) MM ~~Wandering punster. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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06-12-2001, 09:52 AM	#6
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $1819000	I think the only reason a young pup of 30 would need a walker is from all the bricks guys like Gaz and I would be throwing at him. ;) Happy B-day, Mark! __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My web site My writer's page
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06-12-2001, 10:06 AM	#7
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Happy Birthday going to have ya by 6 in less than a month so no depends jokes from me.
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06-12-2001, 11:06 AM	#8
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Happy Birthday, Gramps! ;) You know what's scary: i'm 3 years younger, and have been married 7 times longer! I've got a plan for how to spend you're birthday: put on you're new Jermaine Dye jersey, go down to the K, and see baseball's next electrifying superstar-Independence's own Albert Pujols. Oh yeah, some guy named McGwire will be there too. __________________ Bandwagon Predators Fan!
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06-12-2001, 11:28 AM	#9
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Mi-- Boy, you started married life early, didn't you? I'm kind of a late bloomer. Actually, I'm going to the game tonight!! I think our seats are right behind home plate (although they could be club level ... either way, not bad). Hopefully, the Royals won't get spanked. Me, on the other hand ... ;) MM ~~In reality, hates pain. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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06-12-2001, 11:52 AM	#10
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Mark, Club level is well within McGwire's range. ;) Especially in the outfield. can't wait to finally catch up to you in September. Yeah, I was married 2 weeks after my 21st birthday. Already got 2 kids(that I know of ;) ). You did good not rushing into it. Enjoy the game tonight! __________________ Bandwagon Predators Fan!
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06-12-2001, 12:56 PM	#11
alanm Feeling Victorian Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado Casino cash: $1726436	Mark congratulations on making 30. It's all down hill from now on. Now time starts to really speed up. And you can't believe how fast the years start flying by. I'm 43 and my 30th seems like... Well, last week. Enjoy while you still can. :D
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06-12-2001, 01:56 PM	#12
Wrasse Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flower Mound, TX Casino cash: $4533794	Congrats Happy B-day Mark! 30 is such an odd age to hit...I try not to think about it too much :) Oh wait...I guess I should be positive :) Grats!
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06-12-2001, 02:41 PM	#13
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Mark, Conratulations on reaching the 30/77 milestone. See putting it as a fraction it not so bad, is it? Have a great time!
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06-12-2001, 02:54 PM	#14
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Logical-- The fraction is okay except for one thing: to me, it implies an expiration date. :eek: MM ~~Has enough preservatives in him to last a long, long time (insert sound of knocking on wood). __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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06-12-2001, 03:18 PM	#15
shakesthecat Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IA Casino cash: $4213833	Happy Birthday Mark. Don't worry about turning 30. It's turning 37 that should scare ya. Because then statistically you're half dead. Hope you feel better.
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