I'm announcing a basketball game tonight, need phrases & trash talk, etc.

**TinyEvel** · 05-23-2007, 11:27 AM

So, Our ad agency is playing basketball against another agency across town tonight. THe game will be held at THEIR agency. Apparently they have a wooden 4/5 scale full court inside their offices.

I will be announcing the game from the booth with someone from their shop.

I don't watch a lot of basketball, but I know enough to get around the game. The whole thing should be fun-spirited and we expect them to lacquer the court with our team. So I'm going to be up there trash-talking like only a CPer on the 10pm thread can do.

So, I'm turning to you folks for tips and ideas. I need a crash course in color commentary.

I'm planning some Dennis Miller-esque quips like

"he's having a tough game. He's throwing more bricks than a Palestinian teenager in the West Bank"

What else you got?

Sully · 05-23-2007, 11:28 AM

Facial.

Redrum_69 · 05-23-2007, 11:29 AM

I'd steer away from Don Imus comments

Sully · 05-23-2007, 11:30 AM

Sweet Sassy Molassy.

chagrin · 05-23-2007, 11:31 AM

puts the biscuit in the basket, heh

**cdcox** · 05-23-2007, 11:31 AM

You should make a bunch of photoshops of the players and project them on the gym wall.

JimNasium · 05-23-2007, 11:33 AM

B, A, S, T, A, R, D....you won the spelling bee.

Megbert · 05-23-2007, 11:35 AM

65 Toss Power Trap

trndobrd · 05-23-2007, 11:35 AM

Try to find out what ads the players from the other team have worked on. Incorporate those into comments about the player.

"After that miss the only cheers he's going to get is 'All Temperature Cheer'".

"Whoa! Another turnover by Smith. I really can believe it IS butter."

**Easy 6** · 05-23-2007, 11:36 AM

..."Annnd again, its Sweet River Baines with his Whirling-Dervish brand of Devil basketball!!!"

StcChief · 05-23-2007, 11:38 AM

From the days when basketball was a real game....

Throw up the Rock/ no it's a Brick

Nice carry.

Got your Travellin' Shoes on.

**Saulbadguy** · 05-23-2007, 11:39 AM

"and boom goes the dynamite"

**TinyEvel** · 05-23-2007, 11:39 AM

The accounts they have are Nissan, Playstation, Apple/iPod, infiniti, Jimmy Dean's sausage, Whiskas, Pennzoil, VISA, Uncle Ben's.

05-23-2007, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

The accounts they have are Nissan, Playstation, Apple/iPod, infiniti, Jimmy Dean's sausage, Whiskas, Pennzoil, VISA, Uncle Ben's.

I'd just sit up there screaming Zoom zoom zoom all night.

bogie · 05-23-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

The accounts they have are Nissan, Playstation, Apple/iPod, infiniti, Jimmy Dean's sausage, Whiskas, Pennzoil, VISA, Uncle Ben's.

Here's a quote you can use if the game is close. "It's a close game folks, our team is hangin' in there like a hair stuck to Jimmy Dean's sausage.

05-23-2007, 11:27 AM	Topic Starter
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5427131	I'm announcing a basketball game tonight, need phrases & trash talk, etc. So, Our ad agency is playing basketball against another agency across town tonight. THe game will be held at THEIR agency. Apparently they have a wooden 4/5 scale full court inside their offices. I will be announcing the game from the booth with someone from their shop. I don't watch a lot of basketball, but I know enough to get around the game. The whole thing should be fun-spirited and we expect them to lacquer the court with our team. So I'm going to be up there trash-talking like only a CPer on the 10pm thread can do. So, I'm turning to you folks for tips and ideas. I need a crash course in color commentary. I'm planning some Dennis Miller-esque quips like "he's having a tough game. He's throwing more bricks than a Palestinian teenager in the West Bank" What else you got?
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05-23-2007, 11:28 AM	#2
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