Poop I <3 Pawnmower!!! - Page 6

Luke Warm · 09-21-2012, 10:29 PM

And he loves me too because he simply cannot stop interacting with me on here. Everyone loves Pawn. And what's not to like about this malformity. Pawn, you are the escaped sperm that should've been captured in a condom and flushed down the toilet along with the rest of the world's shit. You have the appeal of a stubbed toe or papercut. You are lacking in all that gives one character. You are truly human garbage, a walking vomit. Corny. On a good day, you are a halfwit. Your life is a monument to all that is stupid. An idiot, a moron, an imbecile, a complete and utter dumbass. It's both surprising and a pity that your stupid ass can even remember to breathe. It's humiliating to know that we are the categorized in the same species. You are a waste of sperm, life, air, space, and flesh. You are a worthless bag of filth. I hope a grand piano or a giant boulder falls on your head like they do on the cartoons you most certainly watch on Saturday mornings while i'm laying pipe to your mommy. In conclusion, **** you!

Oh and if you plan on continuing to neg rep me, please don't include your puerile reeruned comments with them. Unless of course you develop a funny bone. Otherwise, knock yourself out "raping me with a red rep dildo". Like I said, ****ing stupid. He's a whole new level of stupid, meta-stupid.

He's probably just mad about the fellatio accident I had with Momma Pawnmower. I did permanent damage UNINTENTIONALLY (see pic below). It's not my fault I have a hulking penis. Blame genetics

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FAX · 09-22-2012, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Slacker. Mine didn't last 2 hours, (Gonzo got excited). Why I didn't get 3 MALE virgins is beyond me!

I don't think such a thing exists, does it?

FAX

**J Diddy** · 09-22-2012, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

The "funny" reeruned shit gets worse, trust me.

As far as the whole nerds caring about rep... I take it you have never heard of "The Inner Circle"? Once your pos rep reaches a certain level, you become a member of "The Inner Circle". You are then given 3 beautiful virgins that feed you grapes and cater to your needs.

Right now, I have 1 doing my laundry and the other 2 are dusting.

****ing se ks

Mail most have lost my 3 virgins

Planetman · 09-22-2012, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Why I didn't get 3 MALE virgins is beyond me!

Is have THREE MALE VIRGINS and missing out on that minute and a half of pleasure really bothering you that much?

Simply Red · 09-22-2012, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

What the **** dude. I paid MTG off for you. You need to get your money back.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....5&postcount=45

Ty - I didn't realize that, I am rock-solid w/ that sorta thing, just ask a poster such as Phisherman or a few others, I hold up my word. Interenet trust and faith are very important to me.

MagicHef helps me from time to time, thanks guys for making me rely on a donkey to get millions back. But overall MTG earned it, and i feel like i pretty much pioneered him as a poster. So i'm proud of him in this instance.

Just go out there and enjoy it MTG!

**Lumpy** · 09-22-2012, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I don't think such a thing exists, does it?

FAX

It's probably for the best if they were experienced. Disregard the male virgin talk.

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

****ing se ks

Mail most have lost my 3 virgins

I lived in SE KS. USPS is teh suck there.

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Originally Posted by Planetman

Is have THREE MALE VIRGINS and missing out on that minute and a half of pleasure really bothering you that much?

I don't know WTF you're talking about. I just need them to carry out the trash and do an oil change to my Jeep. Yeah...

Luke Warm · 09-22-2012, 05:37 AM

So exactly how many posts do I need for these three male virgins you all speak of?

Luke Warm · 09-22-2012, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

I got some boku corny for you big boy

You know you love my comments

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That's more like it.

Luke Warm · 09-22-2012, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

At least put me on your own little private hate list. Please?

Aww I get it. SNR wants to be the internet white knight. You are just the cutest thing. No, you can't be on my list cuz you have a vagina between your legs not a babydick. Now run along.

MTG#10 · 09-22-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SimplyRed

MTG earned it, and i feel like i pretty much pioneered him as a poster. So i'm proud of him in this instance.

Just go out there and enjoy it MTG!

**RealSNR** · 09-22-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Luke Warm

Aww I get it. SNR wants to be the internet white knight. You are just the cutest thing. No, you can't be on my list cuz you have a vagina between your legs not a babydick. Now run along.

White knight? That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. It's not even an insult.

You're a ****ing idiot.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-22-2012, 11:38 AM

Hasn't Pawn's homerism Pwnd him enough?

**Ming the Merciless** · 09-22-2012, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan

Hasn't Pawn's homerism Pwnd him enough?

When have I been a homer....?

I was pretty optimistic about this season, but I wouldn't say I was a homer....even though it has turned out to be a shitty season so far...

I wasn't like "we're gonna win the superbowl"

I was thinking a playoff appearance, and maybe 1 playoff win at best if we had a home game...

Well, at least until the 3rd pre season game, then reality came crashing back.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-22-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

When have I been a homer....?

I was pretty optimistic about this season, but I wouldn't say I was a homer....even though it has turned out to be a shitty season so far...

I wasn't like "we're gonna win the superbowl"

I was thinking a playoff appearance, and maybe 1 playoff win at best if we had a home game...

Well, at least until the 3rd pre season game, then reality came crashing back.

Oh come ON. Really? I mean, I'm kind of bored and would be somewhat pleased to go fishing through your past postings, but nah.

Just admit it, Homer.

You're safe now.

**noa** · 09-22-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SimplyRed

I think there was a lot of jealousy regarding pawnmower as a poster, I haven't glorified him, because i thought, originally, he might have been a kotter mult, or somebody elses mult, so I held back.

But I came to my senses and now i'm a solid believer.

Woah, hey guy!

whoman69 · 09-22-2012, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I don't think such a thing exists, does it?

FAX

Now that goatsie is supposedly off the list, it may be tough.

09-21-2012, 10:29 PM
Luke Warm -Bicho Grande- Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Florida Casino cash: $10004900	I <3 Pawnmower!!! And he loves me too because he simply cannot stop interacting with me on here. Everyone loves Pawn. And what's not to like about this malformity. Pawn, you are the escaped sperm that should've been captured in a condom and flushed down the toilet along with the rest of the world's shit. You have the appeal of a stubbed toe or papercut. You are lacking in all that gives one character. You are truly human garbage, a walking vomit. Corny. On a good day, you are a halfwit. Your life is a monument to all that is stupid. An idiot, a moron, an imbecile, a complete and utter dumbass. It's both surprising and a pity that your stupid ass can even remember to breathe. It's humiliating to know that we are the categorized in the same species. You are a waste of sperm, life, air, space, and flesh. You are a worthless bag of filth. I hope a grand piano or a giant boulder falls on your head like they do on the cartoons you most certainly watch on Saturday mornings while i'm laying pipe to your mommy. In conclusion, ** you! Oh and if you plan on continuing to neg rep me, please don't include your puerile reeruned comments with them. Unless of course you develop a funny bone. Otherwise, knock yourself out "raping me with a red rep dildo". Like I said, **ing stupid. He's a whole new level of stupid, meta-stupid. He's probably just mad about the fellatio accident I had with Momma Pawnmower. I did permanent damage UNINTENTIONALLY (see pic below). It's not my fault I have a hulking penis. Blame genetics.
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09-22-2012, 05:37 AM	#81
Luke Warm -Bicho Grande- Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Florida Casino cash: $10004900	So exactly how many posts do I need for these three male virgins you all speak of? __________________ Courtesy Of BoneKrusher
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09-22-2012, 11:38 AM	#86
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Hasn't Pawn's homerism Pwnd him enough? __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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