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11-16-2004, 04:44 PM | #16 |
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The old lady played good defense for 90% of the game and if it wasn't for that 1 big play...
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Who was out for a watery lark He ate an old hag And tried not to gag For her clam was as big as an ark.
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11-16-2004, 04:46 PM | #19 |
This place entertains..
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The thing just looks pissed! I wonder if it's roaring in that pic..
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11-16-2004, 04:47 PM | #20 |
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Someone needs to play it straight from the hip.
"Shark, I have noticed when you react to someone teasing you, you do so with violence. While it seems like a natural reaction to you, I assure you, it is not. If I hit my boss at work, or your mother punched me when she disagreed, there would be repercussions for such actions. While I don't like doing this (especially since you seem to be reacting in jest), I have to tell you that I am going to punish you when you eat someone. e.g. You will get two warnings from me or your mother. After the second warning, you will have to write 75 lines on why eating a person is not a positive way to communicate. Each time after, you will be assessed an additional 25 lines. Keep in mind that each document you write must be unique and cannot duplicate another document. You will not have any free time until the document is 100% complete and reviewed by me or your mother." MOST IMPORTANT: "Do you understand, Shark?" |
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"“You want to look at that at tape and call that a shark attack clearly? Really marginal.”
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11-16-2004, 04:48 PM | #23 |
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Repeat after me, "Old ladies are friends, NOT FOOD!"
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11-16-2004, 04:51 PM | #24 |
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In response to the attack local officials replied "That really bites"
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11-16-2004, 04:51 PM | #25 |
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“Believe me, Old ladies are held accountable. But they’re also shown on tape and they see what was called and what wasn’t called. Hey, there are sometimes shark attacks that are not called – shark attacks that should have been called on us. That’s how it works.”
Pretty much if you take all of DV comments from some of Al Wallaces interview and replace "penalties" with "Shark Attack" it makes more sense! |
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11-16-2004, 04:52 PM | #26 |
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This thread is why I can still enjoy ChiefsPlanet during a 3-6 season. Rep to all you comedians.
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11-16-2004, 04:54 PM | #27 |
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After eating the woman the shark lifted up a piece of sea kelp to reveal a cell phone
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11-16-2004, 04:56 PM | #28 |
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Bite me.
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11-16-2004, 05:01 PM | #29 |
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"All that was left was a little red bathing cap," said Paul Dennett. I'm going to hell if I laugh at this, right?
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11-16-2004, 05:06 PM | #30 |
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"There is no shark. None of this is true. The old lady is simply in hiding from the Americans to protest the war."
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