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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Old 02-10-2014, 06:10 PM   #3151
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I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....
You invited her to your place?
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Old 02-10-2014, 06:43 PM   #3152
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Old 02-10-2014, 06:44 PM   #3153
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You invited her to your place?
Oh boy
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Old 02-10-2014, 06:44 PM   #3154
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You invited her to your place?
Yeah, I was a serious noob.
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Old 02-10-2014, 06:46 PM   #3155
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Old 02-10-2014, 07:52 PM   #3156
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My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:08 PM   #3157
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My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:12 PM   #3158
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:28 PM   #3159
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I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....
You should have called her out that's bullshit.
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:34 PM   #3160
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No man you were right on the money. The only thing different you should've done was whip out your crank and tell her "hey... It won't suck itself."
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Old 02-10-2014, 09:51 PM   #3161
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No man you were right on the money. The only thing different you should've done was whip out your crank and tell her "hey... It won't suck itself."
Yeah, seems like a great idea until she mistakes it for a canoli and devours your cock.
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Old 02-10-2014, 09:53 PM   #3162
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I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....
Karma Man!

One day you'll be watching a movie with a younger chick and she won't even sit next you. Shame!

You should've gave that phatty a five star Experiance. Cuz Karma that's why!
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Old 02-10-2014, 10:31 PM   #3163
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My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then
Did he tap it?
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Old 02-10-2014, 10:57 PM   #3164
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Karma Man!

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You should've gave that phatty a five star Experiance. Cuz Karma that's why!
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:41 PM   #3165
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Now I recognize the signs early and click *ignore profile*
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That's got me cracking up right now for some reason, almost sounds like a cool band.
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