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02-11-2016, 08:40 AM | #31 |
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02-11-2016, 08:41 AM | #32 |
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Are you afraid he's going to kill himself or something? How old is this guy? Is he currently medicated (e.g. antidepressants)?
Not knowing the answers to any of the above, but assuming he's a rational adult male >21 years old, tell him. You can't coddle or walk on eggshells around this guy for too long. I'm not suggesting you coldly hold up the dead cat by its' tail and say "Here he is!" But nothing bothers a man more than being babied or someone trying to 'protect' them. Life goes on, and he'll get through. |
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02-11-2016, 08:56 AM | #33 |
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1. Bury the cat and don't tell him
2. Buy him a new baby kitten 3. Then rent him an escort for a couple of hours. Problem solved.
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02-11-2016, 09:02 AM | #34 |
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Can we at least get a photo of the dead cat's boobs?
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02-11-2016, 09:05 AM | #35 |
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Sage advice.
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02-11-2016, 09:07 AM | #36 |
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Sack up, dude.
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02-11-2016, 09:11 AM | #37 |
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You'll need to find the location of your nearest supernatural pet cemetery. It will be denoted by a large creepy looking ring something like this:
Just bury that sumbitch in there, and before you know it that cat will be reanimated like nothing ever happened. Important Note: Not for use with children.
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02-11-2016, 09:24 AM | #38 |
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I'd tell him. It sounds like he's pretty much at rock bottom anyway..
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02-11-2016, 09:34 AM | #39 |
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A guy calls home to his brother who's watching his cat.
"How's my cat" he asks. "Your cat is dead" his brother responds. "Geez, you just don't blurt out bad news like that...you have to break it to me gently". "Like how?" his brother says. "Something like the cat's on the roof and you can't get it down...that way when I called back, I'd be prepared for some bad news" he says. "That's a good idea, sorry." the brother responds. "Oh, that's OK...anyway, so how's Mom?" "Mom's on the roof and we can't get her down" Moral of the story...cat's on the roof and you can't get her down...try that.
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02-11-2016, 09:44 AM | #40 |
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Tell the guy, tactfully, that his cat is dead. Offer to wait a few days and take him to a shelter for a new kitten. |
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02-11-2016, 09:58 AM | #42 |
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Treat it as you would a child, seeing as you clearly are concerned that he's possibly too delicate to handle it apparently.
Suggest that maybe another family found it seeing it's used to the indoors and probably just ran to the first home that would let it in. Then years later when he is more stable and better off, let him know the real story and your intentions. At least that's what I'd do. |
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02-11-2016, 10:15 AM | #43 |
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Yes, but when to tell the truth comes into play. Generally the sooner the better and presenting the truth in a courteous way.
Perhaps tell stories of the cat when it was alive to make him laugh, times when the cat was just a little feller. |
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02-11-2016, 10:18 AM | #44 |
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He's not 6 years old. Tell him.
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Sounds to me like he needs to get himself in order and ignore the pussy for a while...
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