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Old 12-14-2004, 01:47 PM  
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Joanie Laurer a.k.a. Chyna has a penis

Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. Chyna from WWE fame, the steroid juicing masculine freak turns out was a man the entire time. How did Hugh Hefner of all people allow this she male to pose twice for a classy magazine of feminine beauty like Playboy?

Just yesterday, a porn company released Chyna's new sex tape with her boyfriend out to the public and guess what she has between her legs???

http://www.clubredlight.com/content/...co=1&d=600x600

http://www.1nightinchina.com/
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:57 PM   #2
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Um, I wouldn't click on that from work.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:59 PM   #3
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:01 PM   #4
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That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:02 PM   #5
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holy hell thats messed up.Glad i never beat off to that.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:03 PM   #6
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That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis.

close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:03 PM   #7
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:04 PM   #8
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close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.
Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:06 PM   #9
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Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear.
Dude, that's a freaking dong.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:07 PM   #10
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:08 PM   #11
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Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear.

Maybe on pacaderms.

if that isnt a warning for women not to use roids,i dont know wtf is.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:16 PM   #12
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AVN has reviewed tens of thousands of porn movies and after their reading their review, they are pretty sure its a penis.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary...tent_ID=207655

When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

Problem is, what we can see looks like a pillowbitergy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, car-crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it’s not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

After a bit of the ol’ in n’ out, we cut back to Sean talking to the camera in China, stumbling through some obviously improvised lines. We’re oddly glued to the screen to see how bad he’ll get and hoping that we can witness in full-color that mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.

Girls if ya want a big one, juice up, get ready for pimples on your ass, a dick of a clit with a hood like an uncut foreskin and…”Get Ready to Rumble!”


At this point, we could be watching two men have sex. It’s that scary.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:20 PM   #13
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:21 PM   #14
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It definitely looks like a dick. Think 'he' had an operation.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:21 PM   #15
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This blows the Womens Private Parts thread right out of the water!
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