My trip to the bank.

**Rain Man** · 12-23-2005, 03:58 PM

It's about a three-block walk to the bank, and I had a little money to put in. Here's what I saw on my way to Mulberry Street, which gave me pause.

1. I saw a homeless guy panhandling while smoking a cigarette. Who's going to give money to a guy who's smoking a cigarette? I'll bet he cut his potential market by 80 percent. Know your market, homeless man! Know your market!

2. At the bank, I had a very pleasant teller whose arms were as hairy as mine. Hairy arms are okay on a guy, but on a 30 year-old woman, they're not good, not good at all. And of course, she's filling out the deposit receipt, so I had to stand there and stare at them. Long, dark hair like Robin Williams has. Ugh.

3. On my way back, I passed a nail salon, and in the front window there was an Asian woman having her nails done by a white woman. It was the day spa equivalent of Planet of the Apes. Freaked me out.

You may go back to your business now.

12-23-2005, 03:58 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-542449 VARSITY	My trip to the bank. It's about a three-block walk to the bank, and I had a little money to put in. Here's what I saw on my way to Mulberry Street, which gave me pause. 1. I saw a homeless guy panhandling while smoking a cigarette. Who's going to give money to a guy who's smoking a cigarette? I'll bet he cut his potential market by 80 percent. Know your market, homeless man! Know your market! 2. At the bank, I had a very pleasant teller whose arms were as hairy as mine. Hairy arms are okay on a guy, but on a 30 year-old woman, they're not good, not good at all. And of course, she's filling out the deposit receipt, so I had to stand there and stare at them. Long, dark hair like Robin Williams has. Ugh. 3. On my way back, I passed a nail salon, and in the front window there was an Asian woman having her nails done by a white woman. It was the day spa equivalent of Planet of the Apes. Freaked me out. You may go back to your business now.
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