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el borracho · 02-02-2007, 08:46 PM

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

**Smed1065** · 02-02-2007, 09:02 PM

Ok, better go back to the mom jokes.....

**Bugeater** · 02-02-2007, 10:09 PM

Sam Hall · 02-02-2007, 10:15 PM

RJ · 02-02-2007, 10:45 PM

Woman walks in a bar holding a duck under her arm, sits down and orders a drink.

Drunk at the bar stands up, swaying, slurring.....Excuse me, but we don't allow pigs in this bar.....

The woman, indignant....Sir, I'll have you know that is not a pig, it's a duck!

Drunk.....Yeah, I know, I was talking to the duck....

It's a good joke to tell live cause you can do the drunk voice and the indignant woman voice. Try it the next time you've had enough beers to feel extra clever.

CoMoChief · 02-03-2007, 01:22 AM

A redneck was having sex with his sister when all of a sudden she starts laughing. With a confused look on his face he then asked, "What's so funny?" She said to her brother, "You fuck just like Dad." He then said, "Yeah that's what Mom said too."

HMc · 02-03-2007, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

A redneck was having sex with his sister when all of a sudden she starts laughing. With a confused look on his face he then asked, "What's so funny?" She said to her brother, "You fuck just like Dad." He then said, "Yeah that's what Mom said too."

best in thread but that aint sayin much

boogblaster · 02-03-2007, 08:54 AM

Redrums mom said Redrum penis was smaller than his brothers....

02-02-2007, 08:46 PM
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RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9895202	Woman walks in a bar holding a duck under her arm, sits down and orders a drink. Drunk at the bar stands up, swaying, slurring.....Excuse me, but we don't allow pigs in this bar..... The woman, indignant....Sir, I'll have you know that is not a pig, it's a duck! Drunk.....Yeah, I know, I was talking to the duck.... It's a good joke to tell live cause you can do the drunk voice and the indignant woman voice. Try it the next time you've had enough beers to feel extra clever.
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CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	A redneck was having sex with his sister when all of a sudden she starts laughing. With a confused look on his face he then asked, "What's so funny?" She said to her brother, "You fuck just like Dad." He then said, "Yeah that's what Mom said too."
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