Life Things you have pooped on thread.

**bevischief** · 05-02-2010, 05:01 PM

Someone had to do it.

JD10367 · 05-02-2010, 05:03 PM

Um... the floor, when I was very little. And myself, when I got some really bad food at a state fair.

This guy's pooped on a lot, though...

SPATCH · 05-02-2010, 05:04 PM

a urinal cake

CHENZ A! · 05-02-2010, 05:05 PM

I will poop on your face you unoriginal bastard
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Johnny Vegas · 05-02-2010, 05:11 PM

I was out camping and I went to grab a tree like a stripper would a pole to poop and there happened to be this ant hill just ****in livid with ants and I took a huge pile right on it so they could chomp on that for awhile and not bug my quality of life out camping.

Spott · 05-02-2010, 05:13 PM

Your mom.

penchief · 05-02-2010, 05:18 PM

I don't know tha I've ever shit on something unusual but back when I was in high school my buddy and I were out drinking and decided to get adventurous. We found a hatch door in the roof of the school that led to a ladder on the wall in the gym. We climbed down and had free access to the halls and classrooms, etc.

To make a long story short, I was flabberghasted when my buddy took a perfect ice cream cone shit in an ash tray on the desk in the teachers lounge.

Ebolapox · 05-02-2010, 05:22 PM

your mother. she's a freak, yo.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 05-02-2010, 05:27 PM

I ****ed this ole sunburnt girl one time.......her

**bevischief** · 05-02-2010, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott

Your mom.

So you poop on graves?

**Gonzo** · 05-02-2010, 06:26 PM

An older guy worked for me a while ago that had some serious bowel issues. He walked into a client site and had to go. Needless to say, it was a photo finish. He didn't make it. He ran into the bathroom, was dropping his pants, fell down and shit all over himself, the floor and got some impact splatter on the wall and sink.

The worst part? When I got to the office that morning I had 2 emails from the client asking why there was shit all over his bathroom. The guy came into my office just reaking of crap. I dry heaved a few times as was like, "wtf dude?"

He explained to me that he had the accident and he would clean it up after getting some new clothes on.
While he was changing, on a whim I went outside to look at the patrol car he was driving. Crap all over the seat and steering wheel.
He got like 3 hours o.t. that day from cleaning the car, the clients bathroom and filing an incident report that I had to send to corporate.

Good times.
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penchief · 05-02-2010, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

An older guy worked for me a while ago that had some serious bowel issues. He walked into a client site and had to go. Needless to say, it was a photo finish. He didn't make it. He ran into the bathroom, was dropping his pants, fell down and shit all over himself, the floor and got some impact splatter on the wall and sink.

The worst part? When I got to the office that morning I had 2 emails from the client asking why there was shit all over his bathroom. The guy came into my office just reaking of crap. I dry heaved a few times as was like, "wtf dude?"

He explained to me that he had the accident and he would clean it up after getting some new clothes on.
While he was changing, on a whim I went outside to look at the patrol car he was driving. Crap all over the seat and steering wheel.
He got like 3 hours o.t. that day from cleaning the car, the clients bathroom and filing an incident report that I had to send to corporate.

Good times.
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. That's some hilarious shit.

WhitiE · 05-02-2010, 09:30 PM

In my moms closet when i was like six. My brothers were using the bathrooms....

BWillie · 05-03-2010, 12:36 AM

George Brett would like to weigh in on this issue

Chiefs=Champions · 05-03-2010, 12:48 AM

I caught the bus once, where an elderly man had shat himself without realizing it. It was on the floor of the bus and on his pant legs. It also happened to be summer at the time (Australian summer on top of that..) Needless to say i have had better bus rides...

05-02-2010, 05:01 PM
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05-02-2010, 05:03 PM	#2
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Um... the floor, when I was very little. And myself, when I got some really bad food at a state fair. This guy's pooped on a lot, though...
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05-02-2010, 05:04 PM	#3
SPATCH birth of spatch Join Date: May 2008 Casino cash: $10006207	a urinal cake
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05-02-2010, 05:05 PM	#4
CHENZ A! pimping hoes + clocking a grip Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9977569	I will poop on your face you unoriginal bastard Posted via Mobile Device
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05-02-2010, 05:11 PM	#5
Johnny Vegas MVP Join Date: May 2008 Casino cash: $3294814	I was out camping and I went to grab a tree like a stripper would a pole to poop and there happened to be this ant hill just ****in livid with ants and I took a huge pile right on it so they could chomp on that for awhile and not bug my quality of life out camping.
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05-02-2010, 05:13 PM	#6
Spott Court Jester Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando Casino cash: $-637600	Your mom.
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05-02-2010, 05:18 PM	#7
penchief MVP Join Date: Feb 2003 Casino cash: $6085286	I don't know tha I've ever shit on something unusual but back when I was in high school my buddy and I were out drinking and decided to get adventurous. We found a hatch door in the roof of the school that led to a ladder on the wall in the gym. We climbed down and had free access to the halls and classrooms, etc. To make a long story short, I was flabberghasted when my buddy took a perfect ice cream cone shit in an ash tray on the desk in the teachers lounge.
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05-02-2010, 05:22 PM	#8
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $-1600097	your mother. she's a freak, yo.
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05-02-2010, 05:27 PM	#9
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05-02-2010, 06:26 PM	#11
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	An older guy worked for me a while ago that had some serious bowel issues. He walked into a client site and had to go. Needless to say, it was a photo finish. He didn't make it. He ran into the bathroom, was dropping his pants, fell down and shit all over himself, the floor and got some impact splatter on the wall and sink. The worst part? When I got to the office that morning I had 2 emails from the client asking why there was shit all over his bathroom. The guy came into my office just reaking of crap. I dry heaved a few times as was like, "wtf dude?" He explained to me that he had the accident and he would clean it up after getting some new clothes on. While he was changing, on a whim I went outside to look at the patrol car he was driving. Crap all over the seat and steering wheel. He got like 3 hours o.t. that day from cleaning the car, the clients bathroom and filing an incident report that I had to send to corporate. Good times. Posted via Mobile Device
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05-02-2010, 09:30 PM	#13
WhitiE so close Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: wichita Casino cash: $496156	In my moms closet when i was like six. My brothers were using the bathrooms....
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05-03-2010, 12:36 AM	#14
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05-03-2010, 12:48 AM	#15
Chiefs=Champions Training Camp Hero Join Date: Oct 2006 Casino cash: $8034801	I caught the bus once, where an elderly man had shat himself without realizing it. It was on the floor of the bus and on his pant legs. It also happened to be summer at the time (Australian summer on top of that..) Needless to say i have had better bus rides...
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