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Old 12-12-2001, 11:11 PM  
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Its Time to Say "goodbye"

Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

Ive been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. Hes been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

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Old 12-12-2001, 11:14 PM   #2
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So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!


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Old 12-12-2001, 11:14 PM   #3
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:15 PM   #4
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What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:18 PM   #5
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GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:20 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2001, 05:32 AM   #7
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Old 12-13-2001, 12:17 PM   #8
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Old 12-13-2001, 12:20 PM   #9
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I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.

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Old 12-13-2001, 01:14 PM   #10
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OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:19 AM   #11
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There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try!
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:29 AM   #12
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:07 AM   #13
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:20 AM   #14
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Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:26 AM   #15
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