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03-20-2012, 08:02 AM | #31 |
Draconian Warlord
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03-20-2012, 08:06 AM | #32 |
Draconian Warlord
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"PUT ME DOWN-DONT EVEN TRY TO PUTT ME DOWN!"
"YEAH, IT'S GOLF FAIL" "ASSHOLE! QUIT LOOKING FOR FREE BALLS!" and lastly, "CLAYTEX" 'cause I would hit the shit outta that ball! |
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03-20-2012, 08:26 AM | #33 |
Stuff & Things
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You could just buy regular golf balls and then take the remaining money and give it to a nice charity. Maybe one that helps wounded war vets or something?
Yeah, I'm being a prick... So what? I'm going to go watch Netflix and then cable and then drive to the store to rent a movie only to forget to take it back and pay a bunch of late fees... |
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03-20-2012, 08:27 AM | #34 |
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03-20-2012, 08:31 AM | #35 |
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I WISH I WAS A PROV1
TIGER RAPED ME ASIAN HOOKERS IN PANANG STICK ME IN THEIR PUSSY
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03-20-2012, 08:46 AM | #36 |
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You should print passages from Catch 22.
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03-20-2012, 10:20 AM | #37 |
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Noticed they've been giving a ton of certificates out lately. Almost bought a callaway ft-9 last night for 59 just for the heck of it, comes with a 40$ gift card. But anyway, ball related: who knows, I alway write smooth, or tempo, or relax, etc. Mine to remind myself to slow down.
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03-20-2012, 10:23 AM | #38 |
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Personalized golf balls are a waste of money.
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03-20-2012, 10:25 AM | #39 |
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Or: you're gonna die clown, i hate that bob barker, somebody's closer, or you will not make this putt you jackass.
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03-20-2012, 10:26 AM | #40 |
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Other note: your just going to lose them anyway. Get something you'll keep. Like shoes, a wedge, cheap driver to try, etc.
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03-20-2012, 10:27 AM | #41 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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03-20-2012, 10:30 AM | #42 |
Banned
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03-20-2012, 11:09 AM | #43 |
MVP
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Does not conform
to USGA specs. |
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03-20-2012, 11:10 AM | #44 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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My Other Ball Is a Football
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03-21-2012, 03:59 PM | #45 |
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Something funny, though. |
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