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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:22 PM   #2866
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I believe our world is much different from the days of Noah, Pre-flood there was no fermentation. People lived to be upwards of 900 years old, so ya i think the conditions are quite different now as opposed to then.
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:24 PM   #2867
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It's straight from the Bible bro, didn't need Hovind for that.
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:32 PM   #2868
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It's straight from the Bible bro, didn't need Hovind for that.
I am glad you found a book that you like, hopefully you will read another one someday~
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Old 09-12-2013, 08:14 PM   #2869
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I believe our world is much different from the days of Noah, Pre-flood there was no fermentation. People lived to be upwards of 900 years old, so ya i think the conditions are quite different now as opposed to then.
No fermentation huh? ... Do you realize how drinking alcohol is made?
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Old 09-12-2013, 08:23 PM   #2870
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No fermentation huh? ... Do you realize how drinking alcohol is made?
bah, there was no alcohol before the flood, everybody knows that...
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Old 09-12-2013, 08:41 PM   #2871
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I am glad you found a book that you like, hopefully you will read another one someday~
I did read how to post and succeed on CP forums, aced that sucker.
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Old 09-12-2013, 08:47 PM   #2872
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I believe our world is much different from the days of Noah, Pre-flood there was no fermentation. People lived to be upwards of 900 years old, so ya i think the conditions are quite different now as opposed to then.
And just how fast did wine technology develop so that Noah could get drunk and run around naked? Please, no fermentation before the flood? Germs and yeast were created after the 6 days?

And who cares that people lived a thousand years before the flood. My statement is that you need 10,000 people to provide all the genetic material. A dozen people on the ark cannot hold enough genetic material and none of them got to live to a 1000. You know post flood. This being all your story. Not mine.

According to your vision of the past, we live with the same conditions as that time post flood. And there is not enough people on the ark to represent the diversity in modern population. And you are left with either the story being wrong or that since the flood macro evolution, NEW and successful mutations at a rate that allows for macro evolution at a rate biologists would be surprised about. But you don't understand. It doesn't matter what happened before the flood. We are talking post flood reality only.
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Old 09-12-2013, 09:06 PM   #2873
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And just how fast did wine technology develop so that Noah could get drunk and run around naked? Please, no fermentation before the flood? Germs and yeast were created after the 6 days?

And who cares that people lived a thousand years before the flood. My statement is that you need 10,000 people to provide all the genetic material. A dozen people on the ark cannot hold enough genetic material and none of them got to live to a 1000. You know post flood. This being all your story. Not mine.

According to your vision of the past, we live with the same conditions as that time post flood. And there is not enough people on the ark to represent the diversity in modern population. And you are left with either the story being wrong or that since the flood macro evolution, NEW and successful mutations at a rate that allows for macro evolution at a rate biologists would be surprised about. But you don't understand. It doesn't matter what happened before the flood. We are talking post flood reality only.
Please feel free to explain why you would need 10k people to provide all the genetic material and how would Macro Evolution have to play a part. We look QUITE a bit different than even 100 years ago today.
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Old 09-12-2013, 09:21 PM   #2874
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Please feel free to explain why you would need 10k people to provide all the genetic material and how would Macro Evolution have to play a part. We look QUITE a bit different than even 100 years ago today.
Your statement about fermentation is ridiculous. Not quite as ridiculous as people living 900 years, but still.
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Old 09-12-2013, 10:04 PM   #2875
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Your statement about fermentation is ridiculous. Not quite as ridiculous as people living 900 years, but still.
You have footage from that era?
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Old 09-12-2013, 10:08 PM   #2876
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You have footage from that era?
The same footage you use in making statements like 900 year life spans. Doofus...

Are you denying the use of wine in the Bible? Noah having a vineyard? Getting shitfaced?
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Old 09-13-2013, 09:21 AM   #2877
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The same footage you use in making statements like 900 year life spans. Doofus...

Are you denying the use of wine in the Bible? Noah having a vineyard? Getting shitfaced?
post flood.
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Old 09-13-2013, 09:31 AM   #2878
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As a Christian I think it undermines what Christianity is really about. It simplies it to be good and you get to go to heaven which is about 10% of what Christianity is. The great hope is that Jesus returns to us, not for us to go to Heaven and in the mean time you are called to bring Heaven to Earth. It causes too many "Christians" to worry about a ticket to Heaven as opposed to their true calling of changing this world.
Jesus will returm...no hope involved...it's not about us.

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Jesus will returm...no hope involved...it's not about us.

...we can't bring Heaven to Earth.

the Kkingdom of Heaven can be observed. The Kingdom of God can not be observed. No man has ever "seen" God.
Actually quite a few did around the year 1-30 BC when God became flesh.
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