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Old 07-12-2013, 08:41 AM   #1
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:19 PM   #2
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Using my natural elven abilities, I am checking this thread for traps. (please roll a 6 sided die. A result of 1 or 2 means I have succeeded)
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:23 PM   #3
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Using my natural elven abilities, I am checking this thread for traps. (please roll a 6 sided die. A result of 1 or 2 means I have succeeded)
(Done.)

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I'm sorry. You have done your job diligently, but there remain traps in this thread that you have yet to detect.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:29 PM   #4
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(Done.)

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I'm sorry. You have done your job diligently, but there remain traps in this thread that you have yet to detect.
Convinced this is Hootie's fault, I put on my +3 vorpal steel toed boots of nut removal and kick Hootie in the junk. (result of my action please)
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:33 PM   #5
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Convinced this is Hootie's fault, I put on my +3 vorpal steel toed boots of nut removal and kick Hootie in the junk. (result of my action please)
Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.

However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.

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Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.

You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.

"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:36 PM   #6
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Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.

However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.

***7***

Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.

You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.

"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.

i thought that was cute.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:37 PM   #7
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Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.

However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.

***7***

Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.

You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.

"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.


While Hootie is still writing on the ground I teleport from the area, in hopes of meeting up with a group of hearty adventurers such as myself. Perhaps a warrior carrying an automatic weapon and man in search of a wizard.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:33 PM   #8
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:40 PM   #9
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:44 PM   #10
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:49 PM   #11
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

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Old 07-12-2013, 02:59 AM   #12
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

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How did you roll a "2" on three six sided dice?
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:04 AM   #13
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How did you roll a "2" on three six sided dice?
20-sided die.
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20-sided die.
Read the OP again, dumbass. /milkman

It's impossible to roll a "2" or a "20" on three six sided die.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:42 PM   #15
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