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Old 03-23-2014, 07:58 PM  
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Serious poop question

I'm usually a daily pooper, maybe once every other day. Lately I've been going 4 or 5 days at a time without a good poop. When I do finally have a movement, it's been much thinner than usual. I'm also having some pain in my lower right abdomen. Sorta have a full stomach like feeling, and more gas then usual.

My diet is shit. I drink tons of soda and eat a lot of junk food. Not overweight, but not in great shape either. Pretty much exactly at an average weight for my age and height.

Should I see a doctor? Or perhaps just make an attempt to drink more water, and eat healthier?

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Old 03-23-2014, 09:44 PM   #76
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:47 PM   #77
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:50 PM   #78
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Condolences on being married. You got more than I did on valentines day, but college has treated me well overall.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:50 PM   #79
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:50 PM   #80
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:51 PM   #81
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Condolences on being married. You got more than I did on valentines day, but college has treated me well overall.
You obviously can't read very well. He said his wife gotta blowjob. I think she pees standing up.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:54 PM   #82
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:57 PM   #84
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You obviously can't read very well. He said his wife gotta blowjob. I think she pees standing up.

she tucks it in the back, I'm good.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:57 PM   #85
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This saccofpoo guy thinks you can't tell the different between real help and trolling. I guess he thinks you're dumb.
He is dumb.

He wanting to know why he's having shit problems and has already gave every reason in the book why. So he should know why. But he doesn't. Why is that? Because he's dumb.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:57 PM   #86
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This interferes with your nervous system in such a way that natural elimination becomes problematic. You need to grab a combo stool softener/laxative. Grab a large container of this from Wal Mart:



Take as directed. You will see results within days, if not the day after your first dose.
Sure sounds like impaction.

I second this option but with a slight change of application. Buy two 64oz bottles of Gatorade and one 14 day bottle of miralax. Pour all of the miralax into one of the Gatorade bottles. Shake and let sit for a few hours. Drink one 8oz. glass of Gatorade miralax mix every 15mins. When you are done with the bottle of mix, crack open the pure Gatorade and repeat the same every 15minutes. Don't be far away from a toilet. You will have about 4-5hrs of duecing every 15-20mins. Having said that, that is about the most gentle way to clean a your bowels very quickly. All for the low cost of cheaper than a copay at your doctor. Or you can go to the doctor and have him tell you to eat more salad, drink water and take a laxative. Only to have your symptoms reappear again. So you can go pay another copay, then have him tell you that he doesn't know what is wrong and they are going to send you to a gastrointestinal specialist to see about a colonoscopy, a couple months down the road.

This method is how many prepare to clean their bowels for a colonoscopy.

Or you can take laxatives for days on end, eat healthier and drink more water till you feel better. Or you can make it a one day process. Your choice.
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Wife, gotta BJ, what did you get?
Does she know you also piss out of that thing?

I mean, if she likes the taste of urine and semen, then I guess it's okay.

You didn't kiss her afterwards, did you?
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And on that note.... I'm going to bed. For real this time. Thanks for some laughs, and for some good advice and info as well.
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He is dumb.

He wanting to know why he's having shit problems and has already gave every reason in the book why. So he should know why. But he doesn't. Why is that? Because he's dumb.
I am pretty dumb...

However my original question was should I go visit the doctor, or just eat healthier.. not as to why I am having shit problems.
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