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Old 02-19-2015, 10:46 AM  
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James Bond's mom? fatally shoots self while adjusting bra holster


Christina Bond was tugging at her bra holster when her weapon went off, officials said Wednesday.

I'm thinking this must be James Bonds mom, name does add an element of LOL.

A Michigan woman was trying to adjust her bra holster when she shot herself in the face, authorities said.

Christina Bond, 55, was repositioning the handgun inside her brassiere when she looked down and fired a round into her eye, the Kalamazoo Gazette reported Wednesday.

"She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," said St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp.

"She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon," he said.

The New Year's Day shooting occurred at the woman's Lake Michigan home. She was taken to a local hospital, then airlifted to Bronson Methodist Hospital, where she died a day later, the paper reported.

A full autopsy report has not yet been received, Clapp said. The woman had served in the Navy and had been recently elected as a Republican precinct delegate.
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Old 02-19-2015, 10:59 AM   #2
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Old 02-19-2015, 11:03 AM   #3
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Christina Bond was tugging at her bra holster when her weapon went off, officials said Wednesday.

I'm thinking this must be James Bonds mom, name does add an element of LOL.
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should have designed her a better bra holster
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Old 02-19-2015, 11:32 AM   #4
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Judging by the picture, shooting herself in the face probably helped her looks.

I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs though, you know, for science.
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