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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!
Looks like someone was a little butt-hurt!
http://tinyurl.com/n49b6k3 Vickie Lynn Morgan, 38, is accused of attacking her lover's wife after the woman walked in on the adulterous couple having anal sex. Pamela Lynn Turney, 49, told deputies that she was looking for her estranged husband, Christopher Turney, at his parents' home in Spartanburg, S.C., Sunday night, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun. She eventually made her way into a bedroom, where she says she found her husband and Morgan "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex." When the alleged multi-taskers saw her, Pamela Turney said that Morgan jumped up and attacked her, knocking her to the ground three times. Pamela contacted her daughter, who called emergency services to the scene. Deputies noted that Pamela had a black eye, as well as forehead and cheek bruises. According to the report, the incident is still under investigation. The report didn't say how Christopher Turney reacted to the incident, but let's hope he had a bit more dignity than the boyfriend of Georgia woman Tammi Jo Pirkle. Cops say that in August, when Pirkle found another woman "straddling" her boyfriend, the man "jumped on the floor and hid under the bed," staying there while Pirkle allegedly stabbed the other woman. And don't think that keeping it in the family is any way to prevent jealousy and violence. In September, a South Carolina man was arrested after police say he assaulted his girlfriend during a three-way with her and her cousin. |
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My work speaks for itself!!!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: So Cal
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that's impressive multi-tasking!
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I hope pot isn't a gateway to anal sex.
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"Loving him is red." |
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
Join Date: Aug 2002
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They always go younger.
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Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Always!
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Escalades
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Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!
That sounds like my kind of party.. |
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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pot is a gateway sex.
*edit* God damnit Katipan!!..... great minds (or sick minds) think alike. ![]()
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Banned!
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Tell me more about this 3-way.
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Valentine's Day plans now set.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Wait. They were naked?
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Look Ma No Hands!
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My Mamma Says
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Note to self: Always lock door when smoking pot, drinking and having anal sex with girlfriend wife doesn't know about
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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authorities are looking for a van fleeing the scene, with a description fitting of a BangBus.
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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"Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear."
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