Life My Junk Was On Fire!!!

**BigRichard** · 05-13-2014, 07:11 PM

I just got done making some Indian cuisine that called for a couple of serrano peppers. I chop them up throw them in and wash my hands. Something like 20 minutes later I have to take a piss. I piss, wash my hands and proceed to go back to finishing up the cooking.

About three minutes after pissing I notice this warm sensation in my pants and I say to my wife, hey must of had a little pepper still left on my hands. Another three or four minutes go by and I am starting to hurt a little down in the nether region.

I decide I am going to go get a wet wash cloth to help cool it down. I go to the bathroom and get a wash cloth, wet it and try applying. No such luck, it just isn't helping.

By this time my dick was pretty well on fire and only getting worse. Hey look on the counter, I have aloe I was using for my sunburn. It feels kinda like a sunburn so what the hell I will give it a try.

At this point I am yelling at my wife to start googling what neutralizes the burning from peppers. She walks in the bathroom and here I am, penis in hand, standing in front of the fan(with aloe covering it) trying to cool it down. Not only is none of this working I think I have spread the burning by using my hands to spread the aloe. She is laughing her ass off at this point, I was not so amused.

Her google search turned up that yogurt can help. So she brings me a cup of yogurt and I start rubbing it on. Once again I think I was just helping to spread the burn which at this point has me about doubling over in pain.

Time for a cold ass shower. I strip down and go running for the shower. A nice cold stream of water seemed to soothe the burning. My wife is still googling to find other options and finds that baking soda can help so here she comes with a box of baking soda.

The baking soda seems to have some dulling effect to the burn. I continue to put more on it and finally there is some relief to my pain.

So here I sit typing this with baking soda all over my junk, my wife laughing at me, and I need to piss again but am afraid to at this point. On one positive note the Indian turned out delicious.

And I know, I should have rubbed anti freeze on it.

Strongside · 05-13-2014, 07:13 PM

Rasputin · 05-13-2014, 07:14 PM

This is one of those stories I would not tell about on the internet or to anybody for that matter.

But hey thanks for sharing.

Sorry for your luck.

Rasputin · 05-13-2014, 07:15 PM

Hey rub some Bengay on it . .

**bevischief** · 05-14-2014, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Hey rub some Bengay on it . .

**TribalElder** · 05-13-2014, 07:15 PM

when she was laughing at you

you should have gave her the caulk

**TimBone** · 05-13-2014, 07:15 PM

Have your wife hold it while you piss.

**BigRichard** · 05-13-2014, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

Have your wife hold it while you piss.

I did ask her to blow on it to cool it off.

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2014, 07:21 PM

Aveeno oatmeal bath.

**BigRichard** · 05-13-2014, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Aveeno oatmeal bath.

If I would of had some I might of tried it. I was limited by what I had.

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2014, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRichard

If I would of had some I might of tried it. I was limited by what I had.

I buy fresh each spring before working in the yard.

Rasputin · 05-13-2014, 07:27 PM

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2014, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

What a weird way to celebrate making the varsity FB team.

Deberg_1990 · 05-13-2014, 07:34 PM

RIP....sorry about your junk
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planetdoc · 05-13-2014, 07:37 PM

I grow (and eat) ghost peppers and trinidad scorpions which are much more spicy then serranos. I havent gotten any on my junk, but I have gotten some in my eye.

Interesting fact: after the initial burning and pain, you probably noticed that the area on your body that was contaminated with capsaicin oil from the chilis became numb. The reason behind that is that capsaicin activates pain "c" fibers which than get overwhelmed, and than "desensitized." (kinda) That same basic principle is used to treat a bunch of medical conditions such as neuropathies.

For this reason it is believed that people who can regularly consume spicy food have a better pain tolerance.

05-13-2014, 07:11 PM	Topic Starter
BigRichard Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $-1730454	My Junk Was On Fire!!! I just got done making some Indian cuisine that called for a couple of serrano peppers. I chop them up throw them in and wash my hands. Something like 20 minutes later I have to take a piss. I piss, wash my hands and proceed to go back to finishing up the cooking. About three minutes after pissing I notice this warm sensation in my pants and I say to my wife, hey must of had a little pepper still left on my hands. Another three or four minutes go by and I am starting to hurt a little down in the nether region. I decide I am going to go get a wet wash cloth to help cool it down. I go to the bathroom and get a wash cloth, wet it and try applying. No such luck, it just isn't helping. By this time my dick was pretty well on fire and only getting worse. Hey look on the counter, I have aloe I was using for my sunburn. It feels kinda like a sunburn so what the hell I will give it a try. At this point I am yelling at my wife to start googling what neutralizes the burning from peppers. She walks in the bathroom and here I am, penis in hand, standing in front of the fan(with aloe covering it) trying to cool it down. Not only is none of this working I think I have spread the burning by using my hands to spread the aloe. She is laughing her ass off at this point, I was not so amused. Her google search turned up that yogurt can help. So she brings me a cup of yogurt and I start rubbing it on. Once again I think I was just helping to spread the burn which at this point has me about doubling over in pain. Time for a cold ass shower. I strip down and go running for the shower. A nice cold stream of water seemed to soothe the burning. My wife is still googling to find other options and finds that baking soda can help so here she comes with a box of baking soda. The baking soda seems to have some dulling effect to the burn. I continue to put more on it and finally there is some relief to my pain. So here I sit typing this with baking soda all over my junk, my wife laughing at me, and I need to piss again but am afraid to at this point. On one positive note the Indian turned out delicious. And I know, I should have rubbed anti freeze on it.
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planetdoc Veteran Join Date: Apr 2012 Casino cash: $9995865	I grow (and eat) ghost peppers and trinidad scorpions which are much more spicy then serranos. I havent gotten any on my junk, but I have gotten some in my eye. Interesting fact: after the initial burning and pain, you probably noticed that the area on your body that was contaminated with capsaicin oil from the chilis became numb. The reason behind that is that capsaicin activates pain "c" fibers which than get overwhelmed, and than "desensitized." (kinda) That same basic principle is used to treat a bunch of medical conditions such as neuropathies. For this reason it is believed that people who can regularly consume spicy food have a better pain tolerance.
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