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Old 05-13-2014, 02:02 PM  
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What's the funniest thing you've ever posted... that got absolutely no laughs?
In the real world I'm pretty funny. I make a lot of people laugh. Online, I'm just ok. Sometimes I really think I've posted something hilarious, though, and get absolutely no laughs for it.

Has this happened to you?
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:02 PM   #16
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That's why I like twitter. You get more and better feedback from your jokes. You could post something here that people think is funny but if they don't rep you or respond you'd never know it.
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:08 PM   #17
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I've got one from weeks ago that I still think is hilarious.

Of course, after 100 viewings, the Gary Busey commercial still makes me laugh to tears, so my humor is a little odd.
In any context, Gary Busey = Humor.
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:15 PM   #18
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I'd like to tour the White House with Chistopher Walken and Gary Busey after drinking some tequila.
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:16 PM   #19
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I'd like to tour the White House with Chistopher Walken and Gary Busey after drinking some tequila.
holy shit, doing ANYTHING with those two would be the ultimate hoot... but to throw in "White House tour" kicks it up a notch
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:17 PM   #20
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or the Smithsonian. something with a lot of conversation starters.
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:18 PM   #21
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Sac posted we should draft Gabe Jackson in the first, does that count?
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:21 PM   #22
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no one laughed at my "there once was a man from Nantucket" poem.
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:23 PM   #23
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no one laughed at my "there once was a man from Nantucket" poem.
who Ronald raped his butthole and said Mc****itt?
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:25 PM   #24
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The thing about smart mother****ers is,
They sound like crazy mother ****ers to dumb mother****ers.
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Old 05-13-2014, 04:20 PM   #25
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I'm a pretty cynical person in general. I hate people for the most part. It's tough to get me to laugh. I love this place though. The old fisty Mctatt thread had me laughing my ass off for weeks. If I try to be funny and you don't laugh? then **** you and everyone that looks like you.
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Old 05-13-2014, 04:31 PM   #26
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people laugh at me when I'm not trying to be funny.
it's a cruel world.
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Old 05-13-2014, 04:35 PM   #27
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If I try to be funny and you don't laugh? then **** you and everyone that looks like you.
it worked!

Heres a joke guaranteed to KILL!

The movie didn't show it, but Forrest Gump died, yeah its sad.

But he died, and when he arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter came out to greet him... "Forrest, you've been a very good man and its good to see you, but before I can let you in you must answer three questions"

First, how many days of the week start with the letter T?... Forrest thought for a second and said " Today and Tomorrow, sir"... the Angel shook his head but gave in to the logic.

Okay Forrest, how many seconds are there in a year?... Forrest thought again and said "12 sir, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd and on through the year, sir"

The Angel thought to himself for a moment, temporarily perplexed, but agreed that it was a fair answer.

Finally, St. Peter said... "ok Forrest, you've done well... but what is Gods name?"

"Oh that ones easy sir, its Andy" said Forrest, "Andy?!! what on earth makes you think his name is Andy" St. Peter asked... "I learned his name every Sunday in church sir... Andy walks with me Andy talks with me..."
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Old 05-13-2014, 06:11 PM   #28
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The thread about Sam not being a good athlete.

I said "in drills he always came in a little behind"
Crickets.....
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Old 05-13-2014, 06:18 PM   #29
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The thread about Sam not being a good athlete.

I said "in drills he always came in a little behind"
Crickets.....
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The thread about Sam not being a good athlete.

I said "in drills he always came in a little behind"
Crickets.....
When they characterized him as high motor, but undersized and slow, I came up with Boofoo Grigsby
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