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View Poll Results: Where do you direct the meteor?
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Canada – lots of northward expansion opportunity
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1 |
1.67% |
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California – no more granola-eating, sandal-wearing longhairs
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5 |
8.33% |
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Denver – no more marijuana-toking fans of cheating football teams
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6 |
10.00% |
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Oakland – Commitment to extinction, baby.
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2 |
3.33% |
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New York – no more east coast bias
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1 |
1.67% |
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New England - I don't like their accents, and they've gotten enough breaks already with Brady.
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2 |
3.33% |
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Texas – no more big hair, big hats, and overrated barbecue
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2 |
3.33% |
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Mississippi – let West Virginia rank last for a while
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1 |
1.67% |
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Some other jurisdiction in the U.S. (specify below) – Your cream soda and cheese steaks are not the best
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0 |
0% |
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Cuba – you want contact? Here’s contact
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0 |
0% |
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Mexico – no need to build that wall now
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0 |
0% |
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Some country in central America or the Caribbean (specify below) – no more walls, no more aggressive vendors at cruise ports
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0 |
0% |
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Some South American country (specify below) – no more hiding Nazis
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0 |
0% |
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Some central African country (specify below) – let’s knock the wind out of the ebola virus
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0 |
0% |
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Some southern African country (specify below) – let’s knock the wind out of the AIDS virus
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0 |
0% |
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Some other African country (specify below) – I’m not racist. I just don’t like them.
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0 |
0% |
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Some European country (specify below) – no more smug socialism
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1 |
1.67% |
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Russia – Reagan outlawed you. I'm here to serve the warrant.
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2 |
3.33% |
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Palestine – well, that problem is finally settled (dusting off hands)
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1 |
1.67% |
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Israel – Okay, there. It’s gone. Are you satisfied, muslim world?
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2 |
3.33% |
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Egypt – You haven’t been productive in 4,000 years. Let’s try a reboot.
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0 |
0% |
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Syria – Just go away. Syriasly.
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9 |
15.00% |
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Afghanistan – Kabul? No, kaboom. You have been tali-banned.
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0 |
0% |
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Iran – Stuxnet’s not such a big deal now, is it? Is it? Rocky Sickmann says bye.
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7 |
11.67% |
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Iraq – Babylon is gone, baby. Babylon is long gone.
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2 |
3.33% |
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Saudi Arabia – Seriously, no bikinis? You deserve this.
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5 |
8.33% |
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Some other middle eastern country (specify below) – Because I can only take out one.
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0 |
0% |
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Libya – Okay, now we’re even for that Pan Am thing and shooting Dr. Emmett Brown
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0 |
0% |
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Somalia – I got your failed state and pirates right here (grabbing crotch)
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0 |
0% |
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India – Seriously, there’s just too many of you. Let's be honest. We all know that.
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0 |
0% |
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Bangladesh – You’re just one monsoon away anyway.
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0 |
0% |
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China – I support American manufacturing and am ticked off about Tibet
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3 |
5.00% |
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Vietnam – Okay, now we’re tied.
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1 |
1.67% |
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North Korea – Remember the Sony-mo!
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1 |
1.67% |
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Some other Asian country (specify below) – no more human trafficking and cheap restaurant delivery
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0 |
0% |
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Some Oceanic country (specify below) – I’m jealous of people who live on tropical islands.
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1 |
1.67% |
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Some research station in Antarctica – It’ll make a nice soft plop and not hurt too many people
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2 |
3.33% |
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Other place not specified (specify below) – I will specify a custom place to liquefy.
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3 |
5.00% |
02-17-2015, 09:52 PM
Hypothetical: Depopulating a region
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