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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!
Looks like someone was a little butt-hurt!
http://tinyurl.com/n49b6k3 Vickie Lynn Morgan, 38, is accused of attacking her lover's wife after the woman walked in on the adulterous couple having anal sex. Pamela Lynn Turney, 49, told deputies that she was looking for her estranged husband, Christopher Turney, at his parents' home in Spartanburg, S.C., Sunday night, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun. She eventually made her way into a bedroom, where she says she found her husband and Morgan "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex." When the alleged multi-taskers saw her, Pamela Turney said that Morgan jumped up and attacked her, knocking her to the ground three times. Pamela contacted her daughter, who called emergency services to the scene. Deputies noted that Pamela had a black eye, as well as forehead and cheek bruises. According to the report, the incident is still under investigation. The report didn't say how Christopher Turney reacted to the incident, but let's hope he had a bit more dignity than the boyfriend of Georgia woman Tammi Jo Pirkle. Cops say that in August, when Pirkle found another woman "straddling" her boyfriend, the man "jumped on the floor and hid under the bed," staying there while Pirkle allegedly stabbed the other woman. And don't think that keeping it in the family is any way to prevent jealousy and violence. In September, a South Carolina man was arrested after police say he assaulted his girlfriend during a three-way with her and her cousin. |
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Who among us has not pulled off this trifecta?
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!
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Didn't Ron Jeremy start off as a pot user. Look what happened to him.
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Sasha Gray also.
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I'm wondering what the wife was most pissed off about? The Pot? The Liquor? The Butt Sex? Doing the deed at his parents house? You never know what hot buttons the wife is going to have.
And yes, the other woman is always younger.... |
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George, where on earth do you find these stories?
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Arf! Arf! Arf!
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IN!!/Michal Samm
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Embrace the love
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It's like a DirecTV commercial.
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SHOCKERS BABY!
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Definately something to update a resume with.
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I always wondered what the sequel to "Sex, Lies, and Videotape" would be called.
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