this ones for the ladies [Archive]

SPchief

12-09-2004, 01:18 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5542361413&ssPageName=ADME:B:LC:US:1

ROFL

chiefs4me

12-09-2004, 01:53 PM

your an idiot

badgirl

12-09-2004, 02:38 PM

your an idiot
lets not be hasty now, just joking, but I'd say most women on this board has sons that age, I know I do, I would feel like a big perv, thanks anyway it was nice of you to think of us. :thumb:

Eleazar

12-09-2004, 02:42 PM

This gives me an idea.

Raiderhater

12-09-2004, 02:43 PM

This post rules.

Yeah, that's quality.

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 02:44 PM

why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????

:hmmm: :shake:

Donger

12-09-2004, 02:45 PM

why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????

:hmmm: :shake:

Can we assume that you get it for free?

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 02:48 PM

Can we assume that you get it for free?

Never had personal experience with either problem...lucky me. But from what I hear they are quite common cuz I've heard lots of women complain about it...and not just on Sex and the City.

badgirl

12-09-2004, 02:49 PM

why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????

:hmmm: :shake:
well for one, you could do it more than one time, and teach him a few things the next time, I kinda think that would be fun, relax, have some fun with this thread. Think of all the positive things. :thumb:

Rausch

12-09-2004, 02:50 PM

This post rules.

I smell a home-made "Demotivator" comming...

David.

12-09-2004, 02:52 PM

your an idiot

oh sweet sweet irony

Duck Dog

12-09-2004, 02:52 PM

Can we assume that you get it for free?

As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.

Jenson71

12-09-2004, 02:53 PM

I wouldn't kick him out of bed...

badgirl

12-09-2004, 02:54 PM

As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.
ROFL

Donger

12-09-2004, 02:55 PM

Men don't suffer from premature ejaculation; women do.

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 02:56 PM

well for one, you could do it more than one time, and teach him a few things the next time, I kinda think that would be fun, relax, have some fun with this thread. Think of all the positive things. :thumb:

sorry, good :p takes practice...and cannot be learned in one night. Thus, I'd pass.

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 02:57 PM

As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.

You speak as if I've missed out on something...Good for you if you are proud of achieving such success!!!

David.

12-09-2004, 02:57 PM

Originally from California, he is currently a Missouri college student who needs money.....badly.

uhh..this hits a little too close to home ROFL

Rausch

12-09-2004, 02:59 PM

uhh..this hits a little too close to home ROFL

Good. We'll sell your virginity next week. Just remember, I get my 10% cut...

David.

12-09-2004, 03:01 PM

Good. We'll sell your virginity next week. Just remember, I get my 10% cut...

haha, just the part I have QUOTED hits close to home ROFL

Eleazar

12-09-2004, 03:02 PM

As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.

Well, at least I will save a few bucks on dinner tonight :Lin:

RedNFeisty

12-09-2004, 03:04 PM

why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????

:hmmm: :shake:

I have to go with memyselfI on this one. Why pay for someone without experience? Hell, if I pay money he better be able to make me ...... farther and better then I do now!!

Donger

12-09-2004, 03:05 PM

I have to go with memyselfI on this one. Why pay for someone without experience? Hell, if I pay money he better be able to make me ...... farther and better then I do now!!

Farther?

badgirl

12-09-2004, 03:06 PM

sorry, good :p takes practice...and cannot be learned in one night. Thus, I'd pass.
well teach him some things women love have done to them so his next time the woman would appreciate it. :thumb:

David.

12-09-2004, 03:06 PM

Farther?

there's a word missing

Lightning Rod

12-09-2004, 03:09 PM

Well that is a switch from a dork paying for it.

RedNFeisty

12-09-2004, 03:09 PM

well teach him some things women love have done to them so his next time the woman would appreciate it. :thumb:

Good point, but who would be the desperate chick.........oh, hell, maybe it won't be a chick!!

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 03:10 PM

well teach him some things women love have done to them so his next time the woman would appreciate it. :thumb:

F*CK the next woman...

er, no pun intended. I'm NO ONE'S trainer!

:cuss:

;)

badgirl

12-09-2004, 03:11 PM

Good point, but who would be the desperate chick.........oh, hell, maybe it won't be a chick!!
true, it may not, but I could tell him how to please a man also, that way he's got it covered, :thumb:

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 03:11 PM

I have to go with memyselfI on this one. Why pay for someone without experience? Hell, if I pay money he better be able to make me ...... farther and better then I do now!!

Like I said, good :p isn't mastered in one night... ;)

badgirl

12-09-2004, 03:12 PM

F*CK the next woman...

er, no pun intended. I'm NO ONE'S trainer!

:cuss:

;)
maby its cause you don't know how, do ya think? :hmmm:

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 03:18 PM

maby its cause you don't know how, do ya think? :hmmm:

Let's see...

would I rather be spending my time teaching someone how to get me off or having someone get me off... :hmmm:

If you even are seriously considering the question you obviously are NOT a chick...only guys (usually teenagers or middle-AGED) are the ones who dig the inexperienced virginal archetype.

badgirl

12-09-2004, 05:34 PM

Let's see...

would I rather be spending my time teaching someone how to get me off or having someone get me off... :hmmm:

If you even are seriously considering the question you obviously are NOT a chick...only guys (usually teenagers or middle-AGED) are the ones who dig the inexperienced virginal archetype.
we are not talking serious committed sex,and I have plenty getting off times, we're talking about a one time thing with a virgin :rolleyes:

ChiefsFire

12-09-2004, 05:42 PM

Hammock Parties

12-09-2004, 05:57 PM

Ladies, I'm giving mine away for free!

ChiefsFire

12-09-2004, 05:58 PM

Ladies, I'm giving mine away for free!

heres a dollar why dontca just keep it

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 06:00 PM

we are not talking serious committed sex,and I have plenty getting off times, we're talking about a one time thing with a virgin :rolleyes:

I know. I just can't imagine too many women getting all worked up over the idea of trying to show a guy where to put it, how to stroke it, how much to flick it...

but I digress, it takes all types.

Hammock Parties

12-09-2004, 06:00 PM

heres a dollar why dontca just keep it

It's getting old!

Braincase

12-09-2004, 06:44 PM

High bidder has apparently been stocking up on dog food & flea collars.

Valiant

12-09-2004, 07:29 PM

sorry, good :p takes practice...and cannot be learned in one night. Thus, I'd pass.

Of course you would pass... It said for females only, shedick.. ROFL

memyselfI

12-09-2004, 07:32 PM

Of course you would pass... It said for females only, shedick.. ROFL

I'd pass because I happen to be one of the majority of women who find men who do not know what they are doing or not doing it well to be a waste of precious time...

David.

12-09-2004, 08:05 PM

I'd pass because I happen to be one of the majority of women who find men who do not know what they are doing or not doing it well to be a waste of precious time...

go butch.

badgirl

12-10-2004, 09:06 AM

ok he goes to college in missouri....can you imagine the ugly,beerbellied,backwoods,southwest missou hillbilly chick that will be bidding on him?????

you got yer checkbook handy badgirl???????
LOL JUST KIDDING
In hand baby, in hand with a pin in the other ROFLbut I'm not from Missouri, I've only been here for 2yrs, so I don't think that puts me in the Missery bracket :p