Initiation

[Lightning Rod]

Hey how does one become a regular? Is their some sort of initiation? Do I have to swill cheap gin in the trunk of a car? Is goldfish swallowing involved? Vow to vote Republican? Recite all of Roger's Aliases? Sing Show-tunes? Post a copy of my secret recipe for Troll-kabobs? Promise to use my super powers only for good? Or does it just take some good old-fashioned butt kissing to Russ and Luz?<BR>

[Cormac]

....er......actually, 25 posts will do. Only 3 to go!!

[kcmax]

you have to post 30 replys

[The_Grand_Illusion]

I sometimes wonder about that myself.

Dan

[Bob Dole]

It's based solely on your number of posts and how many strippers you bring to the next BB get-together.

[Gaz]

RCGChief-

The butt-kissing is the answer. You can start anytime now...

xoxo~
gaz
pulling up a seat for the show.

[Phobia]

You have to be sponsored. Nobody has stepped up to offer you sponsorship yet. The dues are only $3k annually & a check can be made out to Cash (not Tom)....

[Lightning Rod]

Bob,
That is the kind of response I was looking for.

You prefer Blondes or Redheads?

[bishop_74]

WAIT! WAIT!!! Shhhhh.... Yeah, you need to swallow a goldfish http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Phobia]

We're not picky, Rod. Bob Dole is even less picky than most. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You can bring all the above & brunettes, too!

[Lightning Rod]

It was a time long since past. I was lost and confused. I knew not what to do. The answer was so close yet it continued to escape my grasp. That is when the venerable one, came to my rescue. Russ Bliss was his name. An inspiring figure to say the least. That is when he spoke the words that still guide me to this day. He said " always",,,,, no it was "never"..
"Always carry a litterbag in your car. If it gets full you can just throw it out the window."

No less inspiring was the time that Gaz explained Righty Tighty, Lefty loosey. Ah the mind of an engineer at work is truly something to behold.<BR>

[Lightning Rod]

Or the time Phil single-handedly disarmed 47 terrorists at the Airport.

[bishop_74]

How was the goldfish RCG... taste like chicken??? er.... sorry

[Luzap]

RCGChief,

Russ and Gaz may be satisfied with that kind of kissing up, but your going to have to do a lot better than that to earn mine!

Luz
http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<BR>

[Bob Dole]

And RCG is even an old Steve Martin fan.

Are you oblong and have had your knees removed?

[ck_IN]

Has anybody shown him the secret handshake yet?

*reserving my hand gestures for Kurt and Raye*

[Lightning Rod]

And then there was Luz,
A mild mannered Good Samaritan who secretly thwarts all evil doers as the inflappable MIKE PETERSON. A unlikely combination of genetic superiority tempered with empathy for those less fortunate individuals. Not only a great NFL linebacker but also a defender of the meek and less fortunate. The stories heroic in nature an epic in proportion are too double naught secret to discuss at length on such a public forum. Without going into detail just suffice it to say that Luz once disarmed a 40-megaton nuclear weapon with nothing more than a paperclip, Chicken taco and a partially used tube of Preparation H.


Luz
Able to do it all, from organizing a filing system to eliminating pesky halitosis. Truly a multifaceted individual. <BR>

[Gaz]

RCGChief-

I find myself wondering about the rest of that Preparation H tube.

You suck for putting that image in my head.

xoxo~
gaz
tearing at the few precious hairs left.<BR>

[Pitt Gorilla]

Hey, man, I'm in the same boat. I think I only have like 4 posts to go, and then I can get in the line for the "good" beer. Make that 3 posts!!!

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GO PITT!

[seclark]

i must be the only person in the world who enjoys being a lurker...
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BRRRRP!!! 'scuse me...bbq'd donkey's still talkin back

[the head]

Ok the real question do they have to reply to your topic .
lol

GO CHIEFS