What a Wonderful Wife. What Advice Does The Planet Have For Her? LOL

[BIG_DADDY]

http://www.craigslist.org/pen/rnr/144812847.html

I need some serious advise. I feel like my life is over and I just can’t figure out if I should run and never come back or try and do something about it.

A little over a year ago my husband went out of town on business and we got in a really bad fight just before he left. When he was gone I went out with the girls one night and got really drunk. I got so drunk I had to be driven home. Shorty after getting to the house his brother stopped over to drop off some tools he had borrowed. He noticed I was very drunk and upset and to make a long story short he ended up staying the night and apparently we had sex even though I can’t really remember it. The next day I told him I had made a huge mistake and to please not ever say anything. He told me it would be our little secret as long as I continue having sex with him whenever he wanted. My biggest mistake was getting scared and listening to him. A few weeks later he told his other brother and they made me have sex with both of them while they secretly videotaped the whole thing. Of course they used that tape to further manipulate me into doing anything or anyone they want and there is lots of video now. To make matters even worse he works for his older brother and they all run a business together. They also live right around the corner. His brother is constantly sending him on business trips now so they can have their little parties and do what they want to me. They are even making me have sex with their friends and other guys at his office now too. These are all supposed to be his friends. They are continuing to get bolder now and I have the feeling his brother really wants to tell him what’s going on. At his birthday party they had one of his coworkers grab him to go get some more booze. Everyone knew what was going on except him. They made me do all kinds of things while he was gone and when he returned he noticed I smelled like sex and asked me why I smelled like that. His brother just laughed and said I thought she always smelled like that which I could tell got him upset and had him asking questions later. This is all breaking my heart but it’s about o come to an end, I just found out last night that I am pregnant. I feel like I am about to lose my mind. Somebody please give me some real advise. I don’t want to hurt my husband he is such a wonderful man but I see no way to avoid it. I feel like the all the video will keep me from having any real recourse in this situation. I just feel like running away from everything at this point.

[Eleazar]

that has to be fake. Or else, she's the most depraved huer on earth.

[Donger]

Maybe it's just me, but I refuse to help anyone that confuses advice and advise.

[Rain Man]

If she wants advice, she's going to have to give something up to get it.

[BIG_DADDY]

If she wants advice, she's going to have to give something up to get it. ROFL

[|Zach|]

Woops.

[CosmicPal]

I'm sure she's been hit by a zillion e-mails after posting that on Craigslist.

What a dumb broad.

[POND_OF_RED]

I think in order to give the best advice were gonna have to see how bad these videos are... :p

[sedated]

no way that's true.

if so, that guy's brother is my hero

[Iowanian]

I thought DP4me must be busy, no more than its been around.

[siberian khatru]

Whew. For a minute I thought that was my wife. Then I remembered I don't have any brothers.

[BIG_DADDY]

I think in order to give the best advice were gonna have to see how bad these videos are... :p

There are some real wackos on here. Off the deep end liberals who want to talk smack about people in the military and stuff like that. Friday flashes are alright, some good titties here and there between the bad ones. There is another one in there that cracks me up. Some guy is all upset becase his GF's roommate doesn't wear underwear and has a huge cock always bulging in his pants. The guy is all upset it's funny as hell.

http://www.craigslist.com/rnr/


It's titled Gf's male roomate doesn't wear underwear

[SLAG]

This thread is Useless without Pictures...

[MOhillbilly]

you look at me that way bitch your face is gonna get a punch!!!!

[Rain Man]

Whew. For a minute I thought that was my wife. Then I remembered I don't have any brothers.

Yeah, but does your wife know that?

[Eleazar]

I thought DP4me must be busy, no more than its been around.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Fire Me Boy!]

This thread is Useless without Pictures...
On the contrary, I have NO desire to see the guy that doesn't wear underwear.

[SLAG]

On the contrary, I have NO desire to see the guy that doesn't wear underwear.

I want to see the Slutty wife videos

[Donger]

I thought DP4me must be busy, no more than its been around.

That's just cruel.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I want to see the Slutty wife videos
I know, but your post came right after the one about the guy that didn't wear underwear. :p

[shakesthecat]

This thread is Useless without Pictures...


http://www.craigslist.org/pen/rnr/144824185.html

Oops NSFW

You're welcome

[BIG_DADDY]

I want to see the Slutty wife videos

Or make some. I gotta another business trip for you to go on brutha. Duh, duh, duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!



PARTY TIME!!!! :hump:

[Amnorix]

No way that's true. That's Penthouse Letters material right there.

[teedubya]

my pants arent fitting so good now... I think I need to walk it off...

heh.

[BIG_DADDY]

Hey brutha. Why don't you go to LA and pick up our new office furniture. While your at it why don't you send Candy down here with some pizza the boys, their hungry.


Duh, duh, duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



PARTY TIME!!!!! :hump:

[BIG_DADDY]

Did I mention I wanted a new video camera for christmas this year brutha?

PARTY TIME!!! :hump:

[Katipan]

I say she names the baby Rachel. I always liked that name.

[Donger]

I'll bet that she has tatoos.

[Braincase]

I'll bet that she has tatoos.

I'll bet she's bored out like a small block V-8 left a Carroll Shelby's house.

[BIG_DADDY]

I'll bet she's bored out like a small block V-8 left a Carroll Shelby's house.


Well what did you expect, she's built for speed. One thing for sure these guys really know how to party. I don't know when the next one is but I hear everyone is cumming!!!

I was waiting for Denise to come around and tell us she is the vicitm here.

[teedubya]

All women are whores, some hide it better than others...

[Rooster]

http://www.craigslist.org/pen/rnr/144812847.html

They made me do all kinds of things while he was gone and when he returned he noticed I smelled like sex and asked me why I smelled like that. His brother just laughed and said I thought she always smelled like that which I could tell got him upset and had him asking questions later.

She just should have said that she has that 'not so fresh feeling' and left it at that.

[BIG_DADDY]

All women are whores, some hide it better than others...

If the story were true she needs to find herself a man that likes watching his women with other men like that rocker Evan Seinfelt. Tera Patrick was quitting porn to be with him and he is like no way and bought her a production company so she can make more porn than ever. I had a guy that worked for me in Florida who was like that too. He married young and they became swingers. I think just about all of his better looking friends layed the pipe to her at least once. He really got off on watching other men **** her.

[ROYC75]

LOL..........

[Duck Dog]

Well what did you expect, she's built for speed. One thing for sure these guys really know how to party. I don't know when the next one is but I hear everyone is cumming!!!

I was waiting for Denise to come around and tell us she is the vicitm here.


I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't Dense who wrote it. Then again are there really 4 different guys in the world that would f uck Dense? probably not.

[Bowser]

That story makes me think of the part in Boogie Nights where the porn star wife is doing some guy in the driveway, while tens of guys watch. When the husband walks up, she gets pissed and tells him he's embarrassing her. Heh.

[BIG_DADDY]

That story makes me think of the part in Boogie Nights where the porn star wife is doing some guy in the driveway, while tens of guys watch. When the husband walks up, she gets pissed and tells him he's embarrassing her. Heh.

That was a funny ass movie.

[BIG_DADDY]

The whole shooting his wife, the poor sap f*cking her at the time, then himself part wasn't all that humorous, though.
Yea it was. ROFL

[PastorMikH]

I would suggest she commit a crime, get thrown in jail, and break the news to her husband while she is in custody. That way, he's on the other side of the glass AND her court appointed attorney can also take care of her divorce.

[sedated]

If the story were true she needs to find herself a man that likes watching his women with other men like that rocker Evan Seinfelt. Tera Patrick was quitting porn to be with him and he is like no way and bought her a production company so she can make more porn than ever. I had a guy that worked for me in Florida who was like that too. He married young and they became swingers. I think just about all of his better looking friends layed the pipe to her at least once. He really got off on watching other men f*ck her.

could I get a name and phone number, please?

[BIG_DADDY]

could I get a name and phone number, please?
ROFL That was like 22 yeas ago when I lived in Florida. All I can remember was his name was Karl and hers was Charlene. They were serious freaks though. I came back from lunch once and he had a couple sales counselors doing her up in one of the offices I heard them when I walked by. I'm like what's that moaning and opened the door and had to tell them to take that shit somewhere else. The girl was very good looking too with a seriously insatiable sexual appetite. I'll bet that relationship didn't last long. Frankly I am a bit surprised that I never ended up seeing her in any porno films, she was certainly hot enough.

[chiefs4me]

I thought DP4me must be busy, no more than its been around.


It's not nice to call your wife names, or talk about her this way.....:LOL: